do you remember that feeling when you, a child, ate sand for the last time? that’s me (they/them)
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if the kraken and sharks get good at the same time we will have a beautiful toxic rivalry <3
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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food
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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we
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"let men be friends" no they have to fuck each other raw
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okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though
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