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Caught my dog doing a lil two step at the park like it's nothing
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Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.
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Heavy are the balls that store the pee or something. I dont care
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you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
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I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed
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I can’t say I hate twitter because you can’t find content like this anywhere else

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when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun
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do u like buttered toast or just. oil toast
oil toast???????????????????? go to therapy
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I want one of your tax evasion sweatshirts so bad, because my mom is a tax professional and I love chaos
Perhaps soon is time for another sales☝️

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