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face of a man who has known sorrow

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I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.

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I love liberals on this site, yeah man, the democratic leader is a peaceful person who would've prevented war, this is why you had Obama destroying Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Syria and enabling the deadliest drone strike operation against innocent people in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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we’ve been on that diorite

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“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.”

— Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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it seems like the key theme of fungus is that they eat everything including things otherwise impossible to eat, they get everywhere with their tiny spores, and they grow and be happy wherever it is wet by eating the surroundings. So if get inside your body (wet) they eat you. so your two main options for being a multicellular organism are developing an immune system (most animals) or hiring other fungus to beat the shit out of the fungus that gets inside your body (most plants)

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With the NYC primary 2 days away, if you live in NYC, remember to rank Zohran Mamdani #1 and be sure to NOT rank Andrew Coumo

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Jonathan Chapline (American, 1987), The Staircase, 2022. Acrylic and flashe on canvas over panel, 60 × 72 in.

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Im fine and normal. My form is not ever upsetting to me. (Writes a story about a spaceship made out of meat) (writes a story about a girl transforming into a dragon) (rights a story about women permanently altering themselves with magic) (writes a-(im pulled off stage by a comedically long hook))

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@ofmaddogs came over to my house a few days ago to make a craft and I have been finding small Michael Jacksons in unexpected places ever since

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where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

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