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this show is really trying to pretend like Tommy, who we've seen check in with Buck multiple times about whether he's okay with things, would have just... spent six months not having a single conversation about their relationship? would have just gone merrily along for 26 weeks fluffing his boyfriend's pillows and putting on a suit to go to a mummy's funeral and buying an anniversary present and at no point during that time saying hey, where do you see this going? would have spent 180 days thinking he was in a relationship with an expiration date? does he think he's so unworthy of something real? why would you show us a broken man and then not let us see him heal?

what a fucking waste

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8.06 vs 7.04

no because why is "having a gay crisis at his sister's place of work" something he has a look for?

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and cut! and they lived happily ever after, bye

the only single scene I liked of that horrible thing

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

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In TV, straight is the default, and actually straight characters never have to announce their sexuality, even if someone of the same gender hits on them. When a character has to announce that they are straight, it is almost always because that character is about to realize they aren't straight. Just saying.

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it’s not too late for eddie to choose to drink some buck and tommy juice just sayin

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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

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this emoji is called the "balls please" emoji

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"balls, please."

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Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

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I think we should all be extra gay today as an extra fuck you to the Supreme Court

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megan thee stallion head president of the sasunaru committee

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The biggest city in what used to be called Canada?

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Can you imagine the level of shitposting we could achieve if reading sheet music was taught in schools as a basic skill

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children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

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Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.