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two swords

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i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

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sans undertale

Woah mama you're gonna have a bad time

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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Tweet

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jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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look at my lawyers dawgggggg I’m goin to jail😫🤯🤣

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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

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i do not have any disorders . these r symptoms of being an angel

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man who has 1000 otters and also likes to lie: i do not have 1000 otters here.

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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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Sweater town

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in the club freakin it in a sensitive style