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so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28

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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

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ahhhhhh delicious schadenfreude

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get ready everyone

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

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Tories: Here’s our plan to feed anyone under 25 years old into a wood chipper

Labour: Here’s our plan to be as transphobic as possible while also suspending every left-wing Black and Asian woman in the party

Reform: *constantly on telly*

Greens: *never on telly*

Lib Dems:

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The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935

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Pregnancy runs in my family. Over half of my ancestors had it at some point.

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Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

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i think if you're going to complain about "problematic queer representation" in media you have to clarify what type of problematic you're talking about. is the bisexual character implied to be only "doing it for attention" or perpetuating homophobic stereotypes? yeah, you have a point, that's not great. is the lesbian "problematic" because she eats people? oh no that's fine, lesbians are allowed to do that if they want

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i know how to identify all of the barksies now.

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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

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The anti-car culture on this website is so fucking annoying. Like, sorry I want to be able to get around without having to spend two hours taking three buses. Sorry I want to be able to go grocery shopping in the winter without having to lug heavy bags home through the snow on a fucking bike

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It’s 3 pm. You hear a knock at your door. You open it.

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I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no