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Like…. How do you write this as a title and not think it sounds like the dumbest fucking thing ever? I hope I HOPE this is just a weird sort of way to get people to read the story or whatever but I highly doubt it 🙄

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A boy can dream

please, please, please

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Sunglasses. All of the ridiculously overpriced designer sunglasses

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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the dumpy sub 6 foot guy looking at his phone in front of the condoms locker waiting for you to smile and unlock it, you notice his narrow maxilar palate and shallow midface, start laughing and turn away. suddenly the earth wrenches open beneath you casting you into a vast sulfuric waste and before the fumes choke the life out of you you try to make eye contact with the man who used Dark Elemental Shamanism to kill you but he looks away because hes shy

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I think it’s also just sort of a lame way for them to try and set themselves apart from each other. Like, here’s another zombie story for the 1000th time but we’re calling them Biters, not zombies, so it’s a different thing

can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

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i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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