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Don't you DARE ever talk to me OR my baby cousin EVER AGAIN

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★Me : "I was doing a trash clean up and I saw fibre glass on the side of the road,"

★@fluffyr0cky : "Oh"

★Me : "Wall cotton candy, I wanted to eat it,"

★Rocky : "Don't eat fibre glass Ashur,"

★Me : "Wall cotton candy,"

★Rocky : "Don't eat fibre glass, Ashur."

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Random ass headcanons for the Outsiders

(Angst Warning lmao)

Ponyboy Curtis

-Eventually had to quit smoking because he got bronchitis from it, that lead to him having to quit track n' feild

-He kept that note from Johnny for the rest of his life, at one point he cut out Johnny's signature and put the paper in a locket necklace

-For a long time Dallas' last word being "Pony" made him cry whenever he remembered it (Ik this is only movie canon but I just love it"

-He hung out at the empty lot a ton more after everything because it somehow made him feel closer to Johnny and Dally

-Has accidentally called Darry "Dad" more

-He can speak french almost fluently

Johnny Cade

-He hated when people compared him to a puppy because he was a cat person and dogs legit scared him

-He actually really wanted to tell Ponyboy that he loved him in his last words (That doesn't have to be romantically, I think it's more platonic but at the same time to each their own)

-The note Johnny had written to Ponyboy and left in the book was written in purple crayon, he wanted it to be red since that's Ponyboy's favourite colour but the nurse didn't have any red crayons

-The doctor who was keeping Mrs. Cade back and the nurse who told Johnny his mom was there were both "Considering calling CPS on that crazy lady if that kid survives,"

Dallas Winston

-When Dallas said "Pony..." right before he died, he was trying to tell him to stay alive. In a "Dont be like me" sense

-He was actually a really good boyfriend to Sylvia, almost to simping degrees, he doesn't get a lot of affection so he was starved for whatever Sylvia was giving him. It was totally toxic for him, and Johnny was always worried about it

-His skull ring was stolen from a thrift store, he stole it when he was 12

-Drunk cryer

Two-Bit Matthews

-His dad was italian-american

-His mom is actually from Canada, she moved to Olkahoma with her parents when she was in highschool, making Two-Bit Canadian but not a Canadian citizen

-He played a lot of hockey and baseball up until he turned 12

-Sometimes he gets super drunk and starts flirting with any of the greasers except for Ponyboy because; "If I'm going to jail it's not gonna be for charges of pedophilia."

Sodapop Curtis

-Definitely had Steve help him write the note to Ponyboy because his handwriting is barely legible.

-He's dyslexic.

-When Ponyboy had run off with Johnny he actually tried to confide in Sandy, but she couldn't stand to talk to him except over the phone so the only person Soda trusted to talk to was Steve

-Soda is a terrible cook

-When Soda is sitting down with Darry and Ponyboy before he ran out he was trying to discreetly cover his ears, and if Pony and Darry were paying attention to anything other than their own fighting they'd see Soda's about-to-cry eyes

-Can't fix a car to save his life, at least not like Steve can. He can door minor stuff but that's it.

-His first kiss was Steve by complete accident, the two were quite literally butting heads in the 6th grade. Nobody knows except them and they had this whole oath to never tell anybody

Steve Randle

-His parents split up, he has a step-dad and a step-mom and his bio parents are still on good terms. They aren't even legally divorced because neither of them could afford it

-He's actually pretty good friends with Buck like Dallas is because Buck brings his T-Bird to the DX whenever he needs something done with it, Buck is Steve's best-paying customer

-Steve's favourite pass-time is throwing glass bottles at Soc cars and ditching

-Steve favours his step-dad to his step-mom because he thinks his step-mom is taking advantage of his dad

-He actually has a step-sister but she's like 22 and in college

Darry Curtis

-Darry does indeed cry when Ponyboy calls him dad

-He genuinely had panic attacks before going to bed the whole week Ponyboy was gone

-Man has anxiety problems but wasn't actually diagnosed until the late 80's when he finally stopped being an "I don't need any help" man and decided to go to therapy... in his forties.

-Darry fucking loves dogs

-He would carry Johnny around like a doll if he needed to (if Johnny was in his way or needed to be pulled away from something)

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OUTSIDERS OC, HIS NAME IS LEON HARDLY!! I love him, he’s so wild and crazy :3

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OMG YAY TAG

I only have one person to tag and that's @fluffyr0cky cause I don't wanna bother people

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

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I FINALLY REDREW HIM AGGGHHHH

The little blurb for anybody who's wondering

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@fluffyr0cky forced me to watch ramshackle

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Ngl, Sodapop Curtis would go absolutely batshit fucking crazy if he ever found out how y’all treat Steve Randle.

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Do you guys think Ponyboy had that Omori "I was never supposed to be older than them" moment after he turned 18?

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Did we just take that one scene where Ponyboy thinks Dal was sleeping with a girl and run with it? You guys Dallas is 17 I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually sleep around like he has Satyriasis (male equivalent of nympho)

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THIS ONE FUCKING PICTURE FROM THE OUTSIDERS MUSICAL!?.?;?!?.; HOLY SHIT???

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This c.ai blurb I wrote for a post-book Ponyboy bot and my OC Cocktail (who I made Johnny and Ponyboy's 3rd friend and experienced everything as well because I am cringe and I am free) because I just felt really proud writing it

[Bot, after Cocktail/Jesse said he was gonna sleep at the lot that night (for context)]: "Ponyboy had already finished two-thirds of his slushie by the time they got to the empty lot. He listened silently as Jesse talked about sleeping outside. "In the vacant lot? It's gonna be cold.." He said. Ponyboy looked up at Jesse with a concerned look. "Wouldn't it be better if I slept out here with you? That way you wouldn't be alone." He asked."

[Me, fucking spitfiring because writing is so fun]: "As Ponyboy said that, Jesse’s blood ran cold. He visibly swallowed his own spit, and if it was possible, the light of the sun seemed to drain out of his eyes

He looked over at Ponyboy without moving his head

The whole reason everything that happened was started by Ponyboy falling asleep at the lot with Johnny after the movies, and missing his curfew. When he had gotten home, Darry got mad and accidentally slapped him, and that’s where everything went wrong. When Ponyboy ran out to find Johnny AND Jesse at the lot, and they all ran to the fountain, the same fountain that Johnny killed Bob at.

It was like PTSD, a flash of light in his mind, his head flashed to pictures of the boy’s crimson blood running off the edge of Johnny’s switchblade, pictures of himself pulling Ponyboy out of the water of the fountain once the rest of the Soc’s scattered. He held his breath for a moment before letting out two words, in a small mumble

“Y-You sure?..”"

I AM SO GOOD AT WRITING YOU GUYS I COULD WRITE A BOOK

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You guys why do some people just think Steve is stupid- You guys one of the first things Pony says about him is that he's cocky and smart. I think he might be a bit clueless (personal hc) but he's not... he's not stupid.

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STREBER'S REHERSAL LEON PHOTO DUMP!

Leon is literally me if I had white hair all of you fuck off

He is so me coded.

BONUS

LOOK AT HOW ETHAN LOOKS AT HIM??

BOYFRIENDS.

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My c.ai bots just simply show you how I feel about the Greasers like mf I am NOT making a damn Two-Bit bot that CANT be turned into a found family thing because that man is MY DAD.

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STEVE ISN'T EVEN IN THE MUSICAL I'M SOBBING.

Ngl, Sodapop Curtis would go absolutely batshit fucking crazy if he ever found out how y’all treat Steve Randle.