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oh wow :0

An average conversation with @the-real-toast-wizard1

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I knoww

Porst Lormit again?

yup 😔

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An average conversation with @the-real-toast-wizard1

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Porst Lormit again?

yup 😔

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*heavy breathing*

!!!!!!!!

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grrrrrrr r. R r r r r. R r r r r

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he's in the house that belongs to Vic Michaelis, formerly owned by Sam Reich

The Sam standee is in Vic Michaelis's house, formerly owned by Sam Reich!

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you’re older than me, too

*just realized ur older than me*

GASPSIES

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say peanuts without the T…

relax ladies, it’s just dark humor 😎

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@satan-offical my friend has a theory

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okay

:3 <- pretending they’re ok and like they don’t feel like they’re gonna die

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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what the fuck is happening ;-;

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i hope you feel better soon 3:

is there anything i can do to help?

:3 <- pretending they’re ok and like they don’t feel like they’re gonna die

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well fuck me, i guess :)))

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well i’m not going to ask you if you’re okay cause that would be stupid

but um

i’m here?

sorry idk what to say :(

:3 <- pretending they’re ok and like they don’t feel like they’re gonna die

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Had a dream that you sold me a beta fish and then tried to give me a mongoose as a "bonus gift"

That's how you unload your surplus mongeese. Old trick of the trade. Plus you build a relationship, keep em coming back for more. It's just good business