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its 3am

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i think it’s really Cool how there are so many ways to express emphasis™ on tumblr and they’re all c o m p l e t e l y different it’s #wild

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*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

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If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so. 

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bring back death note memes

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so many people posting negative shit about 2016 being crap like every year like… its january….chill

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Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues

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MY DAD JUST SENT THIS TO ME

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you dont choose your sexuality your sexuality is handed to you by village elders after you kill your first bear

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For those of you that are evacuating from the coast, I just heard a great tip. It’s called the one cup tip. You put a cup of water in your freezer. Freeze it solid and then put a quarter on top of it and leave it in your freezer. That way when you come back after you’ve been evacuated you can tell if your food went completely bad and just refroze or if it stayed Frozen while you were gone. If the quarter has fallen to the bottom of the cup that means all the food defrosted and you should throw it out. But if the quarter is either on the top or in the middle of the cup then your food may still be ok. It would also be a great idea to leave this in your freezer all the time and if you lose power for any reason you will have this tip to fall back on. If you don’t feel good about your food, just throw it out. The main thing is for all to be safe. Please SHARE this on your page. 😀

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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

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i wish i wish with all my heart to be halfway decent at fucking art

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christmas: *is months away*

me: sign me the FUCK up 🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅 jolly tidings jolly tiDings🎄thats 🎁 some jolly🎄🎄tidings right🎄th 🎄 ere🎄🎄🎄right🎁there 🎁🎁 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁 🎄🎄🎄НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎄🎄🎄🎄🎁 🎄 🎅 🎅 🎅 🎄🎄jolly tidings