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i got a fuckass sunburn on only my FACE today chat is this a reasonable moment to end it all ? i feel like i'm well within my rights with this one
#I HAVE GLASSES MARKS#oh my gOODDDDDDD#THAT FUCKASS B O A T#yodeling alpha#today was so stressful like it was chill and fun but . so stressful
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self-portrait based on my reflection in this jar of peaches
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This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride
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the cover and a selection of pages from the fabric book I just finished, This summer I spent a lot of time sleeping with my head in a pool of moonlight.
The pages are printed on canvas, muslin, and cotton bedsheets and are silkscreened, printed with photo intaglio processes, drawn on, and embroidered.
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One of the most important documents in recent chinese history: Lesbian kiss at Tiananmen, 2006.
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the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it
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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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(deep in my coal mine) huh. maybe canaries just do that.
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troubled king looking for a twink with a harp to soothe my nerves
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“Dyke church” promotional dental dam.
Photopolymer relief print on latex dam, 6x10”
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"WHAT PLATO SHOULD I READ!!!!!!" (A HANDY GUIDE) (not all are represented)
"I hate myself!" - The sophists
"I wish I had experienced sex at some point in my lifetime! Or perhaps recently!" - The Symposium
Alternatively: "I am experiencing a terrible insatiable pining and am on verge of tears!" - The Symposium
"I love it when someone's a slightly arrogant asshole!" - The Euthyphro
"It really bothers me when people ignore their friends!" - The Crito
"I've always thought about how nice soldiers look in their little outfits but I think they should train naked instead sometimes!" - The Laches
"I want to imagine a place that may or may not suck for everoyne involved!" - The Republic
"I imagine Socrates would have enjoyed oiling up young Athenian men with olive oil granted the chance!" - The Charmides
"I need to understand the concept of hotness so I can do it myself!" - The Phaedrus
"Does Socrates experience love, and if so, what does it look like?" - The Alcibiades I
"How do I know if I even have friends?" - The Lysis
"I'm not a Socrates fan :(" - The Phaedo
Alternatively: "I am a huge Socrates fan and would like to see him surrounded by friends, but I also take pleasure in crying!" - The Phaedo
"Socrates did nothing wrong!" - The Apology
"I love to know about murder mysteries!" - The Hipparchus
"I'm a math major!" - The Theatetus, The Timeus
"I understood AND enjoyed Hegel!" - The Parmenides
"I don't think it's possible for people to get better!" - The Protagoras
"I forget things often!" - The Meno
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love when ancient biographies randomly slip in the most insane shit in the middle of otherwise standard biographical information. i was reading suetonius talking about augustus's early life and all of a sudden he just casually comes in with "by the way the room said to be augustus's nursery is haunted by a foul and terrible spectre. anyway, heres all the names he was known by" like Excuse me can we go back to the part about the foul and terrible spectre
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#dad literally planned a island dayvacation bc its gonna hit the 90s in our town#insane behavior but i support it
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My mom: "which one is moomin?"
Me: "the little white guy"
My mom: "so who's the hippo?"
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