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Gatcha go brrrr

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I see an animol I name it

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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People on twitter have been saying this website is extremely white and tbh its making me very curious what the demographics of this site are (of my own reach anyway) so

DISCLAIMER: Race is a non scientific concept with no exact definitions. It is a social construct primarily characterized by how society treats you and thus this is an imperfect poll. If you feel none of the options here reflect you and your experience I implore you to reblog this with your experience as I am curious about that and want to hear about it.

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In the D&D campaign I'm running with my wife's siblings, one of them learned about how trolls regenerate within minutes of any damage not caused by fire or acid, and then asked why people don't just like. Cage them and eat them, forever. Why there aren't troll meat dungeons in the king's castle as a safeguard against sieges or famines.

And you know, I thought it was a fair question, so I said that if you eat enough troll meat, you start getting troll-y. And then I went further and just treated it like troll flesh is a general contaminant - if you eat enough troll, you'll turn into a troll, but if you bury enough dead troll flesh in a forest, the trees will start growing in strange ways, and will scream and heal and bleed when you hit them with axes.

I liked this idea. So as we played further, I just played around with the idea of Troll Origins, and I came up with something sort of like the Odyssey, but instead stealing Helios's cattle, it was Hathor's, and the horrible, awful, unending immortality was her curse of the army that pillaged her lands. A god of healing does not condemn you to die, she condemns you to live.

And then I got this fun idea for maybe the king that led the army is still kind of alive in the troll taint. Like a sort of literal fisher king. The kingdom is sick because he is, literally, the kingdom. The trees that bleed, bleed his blood and their screams are his screams. He is both the faintly green bear running down the mountain and the faintly green deer and there is no way past this without suffering. He is the entire ecosystem, and he eats nothing but himself and he dreams nothing but death and yet still, on and on and on and on, he lives.

Anyway they're traveling next session so I'm throwing this shit at them. I already have some gross ideas for like. Describing everything like it's a body (flowers red as blood, white as bone, pink as meat, grass fine as hair) then finally throwing horrible living things at them. Trees that grow eyeballs that turn and stare at them, or flowers with teeth instead of petals and trolls that speak in long dead tongues about how they wish they'd never tried to rob a god.

Anyway I'm passing this on because this is my new troll lore and I want it to become canonized in the way that all D&D lore becomes canonized: By having eople read it and go "oh, neat" then start doing that too.

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Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

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“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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At long last, somebody has finaly created the Springlock Suit, from the hit game series "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUILD A SPRINGLOCK SUIT"

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At long last, somebody has finaly created the Springlock Suit, from the hit game series "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUILD A SPRINGLOCK SUIT"

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"Find Jesus" uh yeah I tried but when I opened his grave he was gone

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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

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a list of variations on the "i got hungry" joke

a statement (implying that one has made a food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's my cookie?

A: i got hungry

a joke (implying that one has made an absurdly large food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's my whole roast turkey?

A: i got hungry

an absurd joke (implying that one has made a consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the printer paper?

A: i got hungry

a really absurd joke (implying that one has made a non-consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the printer?

A: i got hungry

an insane joke (implying that one has made a sentient being incapable of being found by eating it):

Q: where's the baby?

A: i got hungry

a really insane joke (implying that one has made several sentient beings incapable of being found by eating them):

Q: where did my classmates go?

A: i got hungry

a mostly nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular location but capable of being found elsewhere by eating it):

Q: why is the nail clipper here?

A: i got hungry

a nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):

Q: why are the lights off?

A: i got hungry

a really nonsensical joke (implying that one has made an unalterable non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):

Q: why is it raining?

A: i got hungry

a non-sequitur (answering an unrelated question):

Q: what time is it?

A: i got hungry

an absurd non-sequitur (answering an unrelated statement):

Q: my favorite color is blue

A: i got hungry

a really absurd non-sequitur (answering completely unprompted):

Q: ...

A: i got hungry

a declaration (to whom? to nobody. to nothing):

A: i got hungry.

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It might be don’t use it on flesh?

From a crafting video by YouTuber Rachel Maksy, there's this bit of wonder on her new baby's-first-tablesaw:

Her two interpretations are

Don't brute strength your way through it; don't try to force anything.

Do not delegate this task to your livestock.

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Another win for the foundation!

Social media users were quick to note that ChatGPT’s answer to Lewis' queries takes a strikingly similar form to SCP Foundation articles, a Wikipedia-style database of fictional horror stories created by users online. "Entry ID: #RZ-43.112-KAPPA, Access Level: ████ (Sealed Classification Confirmed)," the chatbot nonsensically declares in one of his screenshots, in the typical writing style of SCP fiction. "Involved Actor Designation: ‘Mirrorthread,’ Type: Non-institutional semantic actor (unbound linguistic process; non-physical entity)." Another screenshot suggests "containment measures" Lewis might take — a key narrative device of SCP fiction writing. In sum, one theory is that ChatGPT, which was trained on huge amounts of text sourced online, digested large amounts of SCP fiction during its creation and is now parroting it back to Lewis in a way that has led him to a dark place.

- A Prominent OpenAI Investor Appears to Be Suffering a ChatGPT-Related Mental Health Crisis, His Peers Say