c0worker-bryce

[c0worker-bryce]

>[Paisley hugged you tightly, staring back at the anon - who was now on the ground.]

Are they gonna be okay..?

>[They looked back to you, then the anon again.]

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

Of course they are! In a few minutes they'll be up and running like a normal! I should probably have you holding my hand all the time tho

[c0worker-bryce]

>[Paisley screamed and kicked when they were suddenly swooped up and stolen.]

AAAAHH!! PAPA! PAPAAA!!

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

<[Bryce grabbed paisley back, hit the anon in the balls and ran]

[c0worker-bryce]

why hello darling~♡

[they bow in front of you, gently take your hand and place a small kiss on it]

aren't you dashing~?

-:｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆ anon

Heh, I know~! The names Bryce Stryker, but you can just call me, Bryce Stryker! Handsome if your feeling brave

[c0worker-bryce]

sprays whipped cream into your mouth except i fooled you and it's actually shaving cream

<[he puked on you-]

[c0worker-bryce]

NO THEYRE MINE NOW!!

*Runs away with Paisley*

GET BACK HERE AT ONCE!

[c0worker-bryce]

Hi dad!! *baby’s your Paisley*

I didn’t finish the Button but she’s there too!!

AWWW THAT'S MY LITTLE BABY!!! IM SUCH A PROUD DAD

[c0worker-bryce]

Hehe

*steals Paisley and swaddles them in a blanket*

THEYRE MINE NOW!!

NOOOO GIVE MY BABY BACK NOOWWWWW

[c0worker-bryce]

You're such a good parent, wow-

Its the maternal instinct

[c0worker-bryce]

>[Paisley confusedly looked up at Bryce and slowly pointed to themselves.]

…Me?

>[They asked quietly, looking around to see if anyone else was nearby.]

Can I still play my computer game?

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

<[Bryce hands them the gummies]

Of course, kid

[c0worker-bryce]

>[Paisley’s eyes widened at the sight of the candy, picking it up when Bryce dropped it in front of them.]

Here you go, papa! You dropped it!

>[They looked up at you with wide eyes, but they were mainly just looking at the candy.]

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

SIGHHHHHHH

If only I had someone to share withhhhh

[c0worker-bryce]

'Mother, ...I'm biesexsual.'

You want pride flag or something?

<[your mother hands you 100$]

Congratulations

[c0worker-bryce]

HIII PHONE PERSON!! HI!! MY PAPA SAYS HI, TOO!

>[They yelled into the phone, giggling as it was taken away.]

Do they know you’re my papa? Do you think they’re gonna bring us candy?

>[If it weren’t for you holding them back, Paisley would probably be bouncing off the walls right now. They were looking around the room mindlessly and talking about nothing in particular with their thumb in their mouth.]

>[They must’ve gotten into some kind of caffeine, they weren’t ever this energetic..]

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

<[Bryce scrunched his face at paisley playfully and placed a pack of gummies on the table]

Noooo they are sooooo boring and don't have anythingggg if only I had some candy for you right nowww

[c0worker-bryce]

I just wanted to say hi!

>[Paisley laughed and clung to you tightly. Their hand moved to grab a fistful of your hair, messing your beautiful, perfect hair up.]

Who’s on the phone? Can I say hi?

>[They were much more energetic after all those naps…]

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

<[Bryce booped paisleys nose while trying to save his hair]

You can say hi but don't take the phone

[c0worker-bryce]

>[Paisley played the computer game happily, kicking their feet and leaning closer to the screen.]

Oooo!

>[Being blissfully unaware of the damage they had done, Paisley looked over to Bryce. It seemed that their attention had already shifted to you.]

Papaaa?

>[They stood up on the spinny chair, trying to take a step closer to you. The chair toppled over in an instant.]

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

<[Bryce screamed again and picked paisley up before they hit the ground completely]

papa is a bit busy right now! What's wrong?

[c0worker-bryce]

>[Paisley laughed and looked over at the computer, trying to reach far enough to click a button on the keyboard.]

I wanna try!

>[They moved the mouse around erratically, clicking all around. They just about deleted a whole week’s worth of work..!!]

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

<[Bryce just stared and thought about how to possibly tell paisley their mistake without making them sad]

H-how- how about I let you play a game on my computer while I make a quick call?

<[he put some kind of space ship game on there for you to play while he made a call explaining what just happened]

[c0worker-bryce]

You can’t keep that kid forever you know. She belongs on floor 4. She’s an anomaly, she isn’t supposed to exist.

Sooner or later, Paisley will have to return to the room you found them in.

I can always get them back- like I did those other times

[c0worker-bryce]

>[When Paisley woke up to the sound of Bryce typing, they quickly stood up to see what he was doing.]

>[They snuck up behind you, their head suddenly popping up as they tried to climb onto the desk.]

HI!!

(@FL00R_4..ANOMALY!)

<[Bryce let out a high pitched scream]

Ohhh it's just you.. hehe-