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[c1ssie]

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like this post to serve on a jury with cissie

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im teaching a program to teens today about bear survival and there’s nothing funnier because what the fuck do i know about bears

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ok so I’ve got some iconique platonique stuff cooking in dms but… if u would be interested in talking abt a ship……… smash that mf like 🥹

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Why is it always focus on someone's delicate hands/fingers? what about a woman's robust hands and her firm grip have you thought of that?

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cissie going to visit her friends all over the country because she doesn’t have super speed, the ability to fly, or access to zeta tubes

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i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

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Yoink!

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finally watching obx and kicking my feet because I love stories about pirates

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every time I see the panel of the titans being like damn… should we get the justice league? we might have to even though they only ever see us as kids… I giggle so much because yj would simply die before calling anyone outside of their ranks for anything like sorry besties we have to lock in because we’re not calling anyone’s dad today. so it’s good they’re defunct so they cannot get bad writing!!

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it's playlist o'clock 🎶 this is a never-ending, always growing list of songs that are cissie coded to me!! yay!! slay!! this post is so long i hope everyone is asleep!!

lost cause aly & aj. just save me from another year looking through my rearview mirror.

who's afraid of little old me? taylor swift. i want to snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me; you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

good luck, babe! chappell roan. and when you think about me all of those years ago you're standing face-to-face with "i told you so". you know i hate to say it, "i told you so".

somewhere only we know keane. is this the place we used to love? is this the place that i've been dreaming of?

running up that hill kate bush. there's so much hate for the ones we love. tell me, we both matter, don't we?

hold me now thompson twins. perhaps i should leave here and go far away, but you know that there's nowhere that i'd rather be than with you here today.

light on maggie rogers. if you keep reaching out then i'll keep coming back, 'cause if you're gone for good then i'm okay with that. if you leave the light on, then i'll leave the light on.

stand still, look pretty the wreckers. sometimes i find myself shaking in the middle of the night and then it hits me, and i can't even believe this is my life.

tongue tied grouplove. my eyes on your eyes like peter pan up in the sky.

too much dove cameron. if you say i'm too much, baby, go find less. if you can't keep up, stay below, i guess.

don't dream it's over lauren daigle. try to catch the deluge in a paper cup.

all-american bitch olivia rodrigo. i don't get angry when i'm pissed i'm the eternal optimist i scream inside to deal with it.

we can't be friends ariana grande. i don't wanna feed this monstrous fire, just wanna let this story die and i'll be alright.

feather sabrina carpenter. floatin' through the memories like whatever, you're a waste of time.

i want to hold your hand t.v. carpio. when i touch you, i feel happy inside. it's such a feelin' that, my love, i can't hide.

that's what i want lil nas x. like tell me "that's life" when i'm stressing at night be like "you'll be okay" and "everything's all right".

the giver chappell roan. and other boys may need a map but i can close my eyes and have you wrapped around my fingers like that.

that don't impress me much shania twain. now, don't get me wrong, yeah, i think you're alright but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.

landslide the chicks. well, i've been afraid of changing 'cause i built my life around you.

holding out for a hero ella mae bowen. somewhere just beyond my reach, there's someone reaching back for me.

yes, and? ariana grande. say that shit with your chest and be your own fuckin' best friend.

i love you, i'm sorry gracie abrams. that's just the way life goes. i like to slam doors closed. trust me, i know it's always about me.

dreams the cranberries. and now i tell you openly you have my heart, so don't hurt me.

hard times paramore. walking around with my little rain cloud hanging over my head and it ain't coming down.

end of beginning djo. you better save it for the middle of the night when things aren't black and white.

bloom baby bloom wolf alice. look at me trying to play it hard. i'm so sick and tired of trying to play it hard.

angry woman ashe. you can do whatever you want, i'll do whatever i like

boyfriend dove cameron. the universe must have divined this. what am i gonna do, not grab your wrist?

pynk janelle monae. let's count the ways we could make this last forever.

the archer taylor swift. all of my heroes die all alone, help me hold onto you.

special extra section for songs/lyrics that relate to specific people

sweet nothing taylor swift. re: tim to you, i can admit that i’m just too soft for all of it.

suddenly i see kt tunstall. re: cassie. everything around her is a silver pool of light. people who surround her feel the benefit of it, it makes you calm.

apple charli xcx. re: bonnie. i've been looking at you so long now i only see me.

thousand miles miley cyrus. re: yj. i told myself i closed that door, but i'm right back here again.

twinnem coi leray. re: bart. go best friend!

true blue boygenius. re: bart. you can't help but become the sun ... and it feels good to be known so well. i can't hide from you like i hide from myself.

young folks peter bjorn and john. re: yj. and we don't care about our own faults, talking 'bout our own style. all we care 'bout is talking. talking only me and you.

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thought abt shipping and began to cry

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if i ask for a double, will you pretend i'm not spiraling?

poppin bottles in the ice

"oh, sweetie." cissie's expression twists into a pretty little pout and she gives tim's cheek a couple of gentle pats. "i think you're underestimating how much time i already pretend you're not spiraling." she wasn't quite present for his most spiral-heavy era, but she's heard her fair share about it; since then, she's always assumed that tim is at least approaching the brink. "you're in good hands. crashout queen, remember? you get a double, i get a double." she nods decisively, flagging down the bartender. "solidarity."

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what's  your  star  sign?

poppin bottles in the ice

one of cissie's brows shoots upward. "very original question." it's exactly what someone should ask at a bar, but she honestly can't recall a single time that someone actually has. it's unexpected. she thinks she likes that. still, she allows a moment to pass as she considers his face and swirls her drink, ice cubes clinking against the glass. "gemini sun, scorpio moon," she answers, eventually. "wanna know my rising, too?"

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༘⋆｡ things overheard at the bar starters.

WARNINGS: alcohol

no,  i'm  not  hitting  on  you.  unless  it's  working.

you're  not  doing  karaoke  again.

why  are  there  fries  in  your  purse?

what's  the  strongest  drink  on  the  menu?

no,  i  don't  remember  your  name.

you  come  here  often?

what's  your  star  sign?

if  you  tell  anyone  what  i'm  about  to  say,  i'll  key  your  car.

it's  last  call.  get  a  drink  or  go  home.

they  just  tipped  with  monopoly  money.

i  think  i'm  in  love...

i'm  saving  this  story  for  your  future  wedding  toast.

i'm  your  wingperson  tonight,  give  me  the  target.

you're  not  from  around  here,  are  you?

i'm  your  best  friend,  not  your  conscience.

say  that  again  and  i  will  make  a  scene.

you're  my  bestie  now,  i  don't  care  that  we  met  30  seconds  ago.

i'd  buy  you  a  drink  but  i'd  rather  make  you  breakfast.

this  one's  on  my  tab.

is  that  a  fake  id?

i  swear  i  only  had  two  drinks...

this  is  a  judgement  free  zone.

they  said  they were working  late... 

let's  play  pool.  if  i  win,  you  owe  me  a  real  conversation.

if  i  tip  you  $20,  will  you  say  i  was  never  here?

that  was  supposed  to  impress  them...

it's  not  a  fake,  it's  retro!

don't  test  me,  i'm  not  drunk  enough  to  forgive  you.

can  you  lie  and  say  i'm  not  allowed  tequila  anymore?

give  me  your  phone.

if  you  want  a  mojito,  you  can  muddle  the  mint.

i  don't  think  that's  your  real  name.

make  me  something  dangerous  and  don't  ask  questions.

you're  cut  off.

you  cannot  cry  on  a  stranger's  shoulder!

can  you  get  me  something  non-alcoholic?  i'm  designated  driver.

no,  i  don't  want  to  join  the  conga  line.

if  i  ask  for  a  double,  will  you  pretend  i'm  not  spiraling?

you  always  ruin  nights  like  this!

okay  but  technically,  i'm  turning  [18/21]  this  year.

i'm  not  your  therapist.  that'll  be  $14.

no,  you  don't  need  to  text  them,  that's  why  i  took  your  phone.

tell  him  i'm  your  sister  or  something.

you  ever  seen  somebody  ruin  their  own  life  in  5  minutes?  watch  this.

you  can  throw  up  now  or  in  my  car.

if  i  were  a  drink,  i'd  be  the  one  you  remember  tomorrow.

we  said  no  shots,  why  are  there  shots?!

promise  you  won't  hate  me  tomorrow?

let's  go  somewhere  quieter.

we  always  do  this.  drink,  flirt,  run...

i  don't  want  tonight  to  end.

can  we  get  pizza  after  this?

do  you  want  to  dance?  i  won't  step  on  your  feet.

don't  climb  on  the  table!

i  am  not  your  lawyer.

why  are  you  laughing  and  texting?!

drink  this  water.