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Negan checking behind doors and shit to make sure rick isn't around: Boy I sure love Rick

ch’yeah

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‘from the Grimes family to yours, xo’

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once again thinking about skinny season 10 sam and belly bulge. dean pressing his hand on sam's belly to feel his own thick dick 💗

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sam would always wriggle and arch his back when getting fucked

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when john is mad at dean and he hits him with his dirty little secret

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literally.

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Mom!Sam Wincest + Samjack hcs? <3

this got kinda long, so headcanons are gonna be under the cut! <3

in the meantime, thank you for the ask anon! i love you, and happy mommy sammy monday!!!!!!!

wincest — to me, this isn't so much of a mommy thing as it is a breeding thing, at least with wincest. i love whenever dean calls sam mom in the actual show, but it doesn't happen in the same way that he would call sam "mommy". "mommy" with dean is "im gonna pound your hole and fill you up till you get pregnant". its "take everything i give you and be grateful for it". it's "you're gonna be the best mother and i'm gonna be the best father and we're gonna have such a badass bunch of brats". that being said;

—sam tits are key in this dynamic. not just because she'd be using her tits to breastfeed their children later on down the line (when they actually have them), but because it's always been a way for dean to feminize sam. so dean sucks on them, tweaks them with his skilled fingers, and sam loves it. he can come for nipple stimulation alone.

—as they settle into still life (this is a loose term im using, feel free to interpret, but im picturing more bunker era than retired hunter era), sam learns more home-maker tasks. while dean might continue going the occasional hunt, sam cooks, cleans, does the laundry. dean also manages to make fun of her for it, says it's another thing that makes sam his wife, even though it's usually when dean catches sam in the middle of such tasks that he relishes in said still life the most. more often than not, he'll stop sam in the middle of whatever home-maker task she's doing, and fuck her right there.

—(abrupt shift) dean fucks sam in the same room as the kids. when they're babies, of course; but it's not like that makes it any better. sam is mortified, but dean insists, says that they're way too young to be able to remember anything anyway, and that it'll only be a quickie. no matter what, dean is smart enough to cover sam up, but after the third time, when sam bursts into tears, they never do it again.

—when the kids are all grown up, sam and dean are infact those parents who can't keep their hands to themselves. they're all up on each other. swapping spit in the hallways, grinding against each other in the kitchen, and more mildly; smooching and pecking as they say hello and goodbye. they're touchy even when their rugrats are teenagers, and they get so much shit (endearing) for it.

samjack — now this, to me, is full blown mommy kink. as simple as jack calling sam "mommy" in passing and her shivering and breaking out in a blush.

—sam does absolutely everything for jack. cooks his meals, does his laundry, tidies his room. this translates into bed too. sam takes everything off of jack's shoulders, coaches him through his first time and his first orgasm and plants kisses on his cheeks after.

—then sam teaches jack how to take care of himself. i'm sure as much as he'd enjoy his baby leaning completely on him, he'd also want jack to somewhat self-sufficient. sam watches as jack completes his chores, praises him the whole while. together they discover that jack likes that praise, which leads to sam calling him "good boy" any chance he gets.

—jack sucks on sams tits everywhere in the bunker, just curled up into him like she'll take all the pain away. for example, in the kitchen against the counter, pulling her shirt up and pushing her back and latching on. laid down together on the couch, straddling her waist before ducking his head down and sucking. and almost every night in jack's room as she's getting ready to put him to bed; jack in her lap, head held up against her breasts with one strong hand, while the other works her baby to completion.

im not gonna lie, i don't partake so much in the idea of samjack, and maybe that bleeds across in these less thorough thoughts, but they were fun to think about regardless, and i wanted to at least try and deliver!

thanks for the ask pookie, and a happy mommy sam monday to all!

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jack started calling sam mommy after he saw dean fucking sam into the mattress whilst saying what a good mother sam is and how he will give her more babies.

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The gun Dean got on his a 11th birthday is covered in pink and my little pony stickers 7 year old Sam got in a magazine, Dean had stolen from a truck stop, stuck on it.

By the time Sam ran away to Stanford the stickers are peeling and fade. The characters have become undistinguishable blobs of pastel colours and white. That glitter that once cover the star stickers in the barrel have long since lost there spark and the plastic covering them is peeling and smearing what is left of the colour before.

Despite the scratched metal and the faded stickers that gun becomes Dean’s most prized possession that night Sam left.

It becomes a comfort in the cold night lonely nights. The hard metal against his lips is a comfort he wishes was warmer and soft.

That sticker-covered gun is a poor substitute for Sam’s lips but it’s all he has now that Sammy’s gone

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I love how Dean is not normal when it comes to Sam and his interactions with other people.

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dean was very cold to sam during the whole demon blood arc and thereafter in season 5 when he was struggling with addiction and the aftermath of his actions & already feeling very guilty. dean is very capable of cruelty to sam, especially in season 5.

dean was also really cold towards another child that happened to be a monster (jack). he was just a newborn but still got blamed for everything. if it wasnt for sam who wanted to nurture jack, dean would have probably killed him (actually he wanted but couldn't).

dean can be very cruel sometimes, specially because he believes he knows what's best for sam. love and abuse can come from the same place but people are not ready for this conversation.

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Rickyl AU:After meeting and falling in love on the set of television’s newest hit series, The Walking Dead, Rick Grimes and Daryl Dixon quickly become Hollywood’s hottest couple.

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............Do you guys share a lollipop very often?👀

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I’d die for you

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a deputy and a bayou man walk into a zombie apocalypse