c4k3yirl

[c4k3yirl]

Someone’s gonna have the gleeful misfortune of rummaging through my distended, enlarged, oily organs when the repercussions of unchecked, shameless indulgence come to strike me. 💝😇 My chest aches with pain upon any menial task, walking and gooning especially, I genuinely ain’t seeing 500lbs OR 23. 💀

-either way, Imma keep drinking every weekend and eating junk like it’s going out of style, don’t be surprised if I end up in the obituaries or the abattoir! 🫶🏽💞

[c4k3yirl]

-a WEEKDAY post? CRAZY! 😱

I’m so FIXATED on the idea of having my skin used as animal hide, I can’t get the fascination with becoming different byproducts out of my BRAIN! 🥴 Bring on the captive bolt pistol, this one’s READY for HARVEST! 🗣️💥‼️

-with that AND the odd bursts of pain in my left pectoral every week or so, and the scary/arousing numbness ALSO experienced by my left arm, my libido isn’t getting a BREAK! 💀 -either way, my fetish is SERIOUSLY impacted by me STILL remaining ALIVE. 💢

[c4k3yirl]

-no need to store for winter if you bag THIS beast! 🫶🏽🥴 -tallow, oil and MEAT for WEEKS! I’m ASKING to be butchered! 💞

-spilled an IPA ALL over my lap earlier, dude, the universe literally MARINATES me, I’m a UNIVERSAL advocate for cannibalism. 😚💝

[c4k3yirl]

Tough to cook all at once, but if there's a food crisis, you ABSOLUTELY won't be short of meat! 🤤💖🍖🥩

-this the FIFTH night this week I had 99 bananas, that shit FUELS my libido. 😎

[c4k3yirl]

Bro, HELLO! 💥😱🤯‼️💥

My name is ASHLEY, a native/latina from California! -you can call me Cake too btw, das why the name is- -you get it. 😎

⚠️-if you DO NOT support HEALTHPLAY, the fetishization of cannibalism, or are a minor, get the FUCK away from me, thank you! ⚠️

‼️ -my profile pic is a commission of my fursona from @/KappAllNight on Twitter! -just felt I should clarify that. <3 ‼️

-my discord is c4k3yirl, so if you ain’t BORING AS SIN, please hit me up and say MEAN, CRUEL things to me! 💞

[c4k3yirl]

You gonna need a bigger oven, bro!! 🫶🏽😚💝

-call me an Ortolan Bunting the way you can COOK me in my own FAT! 🙏🏽😮‍💨 -practically PREPACKAGED. 😎

[c4k3yirl]

Ready for the abattoir! 😚💞 -a HUGE amount of meat to be dissected AND processed! 🥺🫶🏽

[c4k3yirl]

Perfect for grilling 😚🫶🏽💝🥩🍖

[c4k3yirl]

Here’s an entire buffalo to carve up bro, have fun 🫶🏽😚🥩🍖🔪 btw, I just had three 99 bananas back to back, so do me a favor and imagine my meat is marinated in schnapps 🥺🙏🏽