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one of the most stupid relationships you can have with another person is "coworker who is perfectly okay as a person but is just super annoying"
#and i've got that kind of coworker sitting 5 meters from me#half the reason i wear headphones all day lol#like she's fine but GOD is she annoying
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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Some of you have never been tied up, gagged, and thrown over your knight's shoulder to teach you a thing or two about humility, and it shows.
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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope
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Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that
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oooh one more day of work tomorrow and then a free day for my birthday!! 😸✨ and then work on friday again smh
#i gotta get some baking supplies tomorrow after work#and then on thursday i'm occupying my mom's kitchen#to bake two cakes for my coworkers lol#personally i don't care about celebrating birthdays at all#so i'm happy to spend the day by myself in peace#but people usually bring treats to work#so i shall too!#i just don't have any baking stuff#so my mom's kitchen it is lmao
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put in the tags:
your first concert
your last concert
your next concert
your favourite concert
#this is so funny it's all the same band for me. ASP#this is what i get for listening to a band since i was like. 15#first concert would've been when i was like 20 i think#then i was too broke to go for years#but for a few years now i've been going again#last time in may and next time in november!#and frankly all of them are the best lol
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you know. guillemets (these guys: « ») are superior to the " " quotation marks. neat. cute. simple. i love them
#also i don't need to memorize where they go#up? down? neither? both?#german and english uses the " and ' differently#and it messes me up regularly#like in english both go up “ ”#but in german the first goes down! why#but we call them gänsefüßchen (little geese feet)#so at least there's that lmao
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I’m very curious cause I know most of tumblr uses ao3
Pls pretend 3 says read/write I can’t edit it
I tend to mostly write fics but i occasionally read them
Please reblog so more ppl can answer :)
#5 i say which is pathetic considering how long it's been since i've written anything lol#i just don't read a lot of fic idk#need to be in a specificmental space for it or something :/
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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?
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i will never, and i mean this, Ever buy a video game for 80 american dollars. this is a core part of my being. i will not be moved from this position
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to me the murderbot books and the tv show are still two separate things (which is good - the tv show is an adaptation, it doesn't have to recreate the books exactly nor should it) but I'm getting a kick out of how being able to SEE SecUnit's face recontextualizes things.
like. in the books the PresAux crew treats SecUnit like a person because they are A) nice in general and B) ethical
in the show the PresAux crew is still A) nice in general and B) ethical, but they're also C) fairly certain their SecUnit is a person because every time they talk to it directly it looks like it's going to throw up
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it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case
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