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happy pride month moley

JUNE IS ALSO THE FIRST MONTH OF SUMMER IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE. SO IT'S DARK MIND'S MONTH TOO

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Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

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You guys aren’t going to believe this, but when I got to the cavern today, Moley was NAKED 😱😨😳

I WEAR A BANDANA AND AM COVERED IN FUR DOES THAT NOT COUNT FOR SOMETHING

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you could LITERALLY see his B*TT 🤮🤮

STOP SHOWING EVERYONE ME SHAKING MY BUTT

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YOU’RE ALL FUCKING COWARDS. VOTE FOR OUR WONDERFUL AND GLORIOUS DARK MIND OR I WILL RETURN THIS WORLD TO THE DIRT AND ASH FROM WHENCE IT ROSE

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I DON’T BELIEVE THIS. YOU ARE NOT BEING TRUTHFUL

if moley loses the sexyman tournament we should put him down bc hes failed his only purpose in life if he cant even get past round 1 (be sexy)

@cabbagecaverns do you hear that buddy

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AWESOME

hey i hope you dont mind but im sending you to the sun . sorry i didn't want to go so i put your name in the invitation instead. my bad

hey i have an idea. So have you heard of this guy called Moley

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what’s a phrase you often think of that you can’t say out loud

i can't say it out loud

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SCRAP. THIS. THING. NOW.

robo moley thoughts

i think patrya invented robo moley specifically to fuck with him

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you hate me

please tag moley from kirby and the amazing mirror he is so ugly

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May I gently pet you? (This anon ask cannot be ruined by other Anons because of magic)

FINE. BECAUSE YOU ARE SO SWEETS KIND AND CANNOT BE INTERRUPTED. YOU MAY PET MY SOFT MOLEY FUR.

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do you ever wish you could go in the sky and do fuck all up there

i wish i could go in the sky and fuck up there

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FARFUNDAAAAAAA!!

POOP MAN?!

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poop 🫵

I'M NOT POOP!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THIS WHEN YOU TURNED 6!!!!

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I FUCKING HATE GOLF

Got a mole problem on your golf course?

No I have a golf course problem on my moles

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go my scarab

NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIN