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Had to try out oomfie over on bsky’s new mod on him!!!

You can find it here !!!

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You're never gonna catch me saying stuff like, "Zenos had to die, in the end. He'd just hurt so many people. 😢 It had to happen. 😢"

Because I am one of those people who look at the long trail of blood behind the Warrior of Light, and their characterization moments in HW, where they pursue vengeance, in SB, where they're like, "I'll kill your god even if I don't have to," in the entire Dark Knight questline, and I go, "Yeah, nah, we both should be dead, then."

The Warrior of Light forges numerous relic weapons that use the blood of people to give it strength, when you think about it, but nope. It's ZENOS who's the only monster here.

Sure, Jan.

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Yeah my Warrior of Light has "morals" and those morals are precisely as follows:

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Y'shtola: Who gave them a gonne? Alphinaud: Some strange man who lent his garage to Cid to work in back in Ishgard. Y'shtola: I feel like we should take away their gonne. G'raha: Yeah so...I've already been shot once by an all powerful being bent on hell and destruction. Y'shtola: Fine, I'll go get Thancred. Thancred: Wait, WHY ME SPECIFICALLY!? Y'shtola: You're the only one here with the ever reliable talent to fail to die. Estinien: I have failed to die many times. Y'shtola: Yes, but you won't help. Estinien: You could try asking. Y'shtola: Will you help me stop our Warrior of Light with a go-- Estinien: *backflips off Eitherys* Y'shtola: Thancred it is-- Thancred: *gone* Y'shtola: ...Urianger you're up. Urianger: T'will be a most enlightening experience. Alisaie: Taking a gonne away from our friend? Urianger: Nay, having mine posterior penetrated by a pellet.

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@ofdarklands is this a sufficient number of morbols

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yaaaaay I did it I didn't miss a day

And with that, the 31st daily May postcard is done!

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And with that, the 31st daily May postcard is done!

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for only $20, Jandelaine can fuck your shit up real bad

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