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ahrbhhhh Aaron burr jahdjhhhh I’m cumming hhhhh

Actively getting cabbage dammage bc of this

-cabbage anon 3

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AUGHHHH AARON BURRR AUGHHHHH I NEED HIM AUGHHHH I NEED TO PUT MY CABBAGE IN HIM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!? THST POOR CABBAGE... POOR THINGS GETTING SHOVED UP ASS GOOD BYE SOLDIER I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK IN THOSE CAVERNS

-cabbage anon 3

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But no cabbages 😔

Jimmy what 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Cabbage agrees

We cabbages have infinite riches

“Money doesn’t buy happiness” ok and poverty buys what exactly

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Cabbage annon 3 here.. ima stab an apple i swear to god. AND DONT CALL THE CARROTS ON ME I WILL NOT RESIST GETTING THE PEELER

Heh.. what am i kidding cabbage is only living organism, purly devine that is

carrot popo wont dare to do anything

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so, yall fuck with red/purple cabbage?

Cabbage anon 3 here.... if its cabbage then its acceptable... cabbage good.. lettuce ass always remember that

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ew you’re gay

No

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you’re autistic number 3

Cabbage anon 3 aficially hates you

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Cabbage 3 here... im sad i love both of then 1 and 2!! 1 now hates me bc me and cabbage 2 live eachother.. but i do the same actions and like 1 the same as 2!!!! Aaahh pleassee daddy loves all of you... b-but i think ima have to retire myself from 1 and 2...

CBBAGES... AND THE OCASIONAL LETTUCE AND OTHER DISGUSTING FRUIT AND VEGIES... I WILL BE HERE I WILL STILL LOVE CABBAGE 1 AND 2 BUT WE WILL ONLY.... hold hands... no more hankypanky... :( with iether of them im sorry anons i cant ve here ig we cant have equality

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OK OK WHAT IF!! WHAT IF!! You get me on weekdays and Cabbage 3 gets me on weekends?

-Cabbage 2

FINE..!!!!! Fine… 5 days out of 7 is good. Our relationship is saved.

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BUT I LOVE YOU BOTH!! WHY DO I HAVE TO PICK!? WHY IS IT SO WRONG I LOVE BOTH OF YOU!!

-Cabbage 2

BECAUSE I WANT YOU AND NOT 3 . HES BEEN RUINING US! 3 DOESNT EVEN LOVE ME

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Why do I have to pick!! I want both!!

-Cabbage 2

BECAUSE I WANT YOU!! NOT 3!!! I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!!!

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It’s just a fling!! Cabbage 3 just does things you can’t!!

-Cabbage 2!

wowww REALLY??? BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME??? ITS EITHER ME OR HIM YOU HAVE TO PICK!

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I am very upset. Cabbage 1 (me) is in a relationship with Cabbage 2. And he’s cheating on me with cabbage 3, who is trying to sabotage our relationship . I’m pissed. I just want my boyfriend 💔💔💔💔💔

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Cabbage 4 loves anime girls.

-Cabbage 4

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Death.. sadness… broken heart </3

-cabbage 3

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Cabbage 3 is going through a lot. Please give love to cabbage 3.

-Cabbage 1