sam's my name, worms are my game. 24, they/them, communicator in the labor union space. big ol policy nerd.
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i dont WANT pride months to be over,
on the other hand...

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>Be me
>Make bowl of panda express leftovers
>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes
>Leave bowl unattended
>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes
>Return to room
>??Bat? In bowl? ?
>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof
>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto
>Bat does so
>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window
>Bat won't let go of Churchill
>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand
>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night
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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
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haven’t done a Minecraft house tour in a bit. come on in!
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