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YES PLEASE

no cheese shop would be safe

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my favorite olympic sport is, without a doubt, card games on ice

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A flying floof thief

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Reasons I'm probably a cat

-Passive aggressive -Needs attention but pretends I don’t -Likes to be pet -Whiny -Doesn’t know when to stop eating -Needs to sleep 10+ hours -Sheds a lot -Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk -Screams

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Signal boost, this could save a life

okay so u told us how to summon the devil but all i wanna know is how to summon a sea bear from spongebob

The following are ways that attract the Sea Bear:

Playing the clarinet badly

Waving your flashlight back and forth really fast (Patrick says flashlights are their natural prey)

Stomping the ground (SpongeBob says they take it as a challenge)

Eating cubed cheese; sliced is safe

Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (such as upside down)

Wearing clown shoes

Wearing a hoop skirt

Screeching like a chimpanzee (From how SpongeBob and Patrick repeat never, this is a VERY big attractor)

Running (makes them attack you again)

Limping (worse than running)

Crawling (even worse than limping)

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This happened to my homework wheel too

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"I bring you presents and you bring me /THIS/?!"

“What the hell is this, Susan?!” (via wahza)

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

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Are these real? I feel like these are a joke but they seem like something he'd say.

these are all from within the last 2 days

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girl: *talks to me*

my gay ass: *laughs nervously, forgets half the alphabet, trips even though im sitting down*

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me: I’m emotional me: *blocks myself*

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