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literally…..a masterpiece 

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list of my favorite movies

fight club (aka jared leto gets beat the Fuck Up and his face is BUSTED)

american psycho (aka jared leto is fuckng axe murdered)

girl interrupted (aka jared leto is Rejected by winona ryder— no physical pain but still savage af)

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no pigeons no deal

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What is that supposed to mean, I do a great job taking care of you

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So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

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HE GRASPING IT!!!!!!

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The Zodiac Signs as Stages in Life

Children (hope, playfulness, energy): Aries, Gemini, Cancer

Teenager (passion, self-discovery, growth, changes): Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Adult (material comfort, accomplishments, responsibilities): Taurus, Virgo, Libra

Elder (wisdom, experience, contemplation): Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

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Texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-5 business days. 

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One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

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every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

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Me before seeing Civil War: I'm on #TeamCap

Me after seeing Civil War: I'm really on #TeamCap

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Drawing this was emotionally taxing.

(Thanks you talking-bird-jessie for suggesting this scene from Order of the Phoenix!)