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Have you ever owned a plush of your favorite character?

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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!

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flipping the tables at the temple is a crucial part of the run, but obviously every npc in the area will aggro on you as soon as you do it, which is a problem because the crucifixion exploit only works on a pacifist run. that's why we picked up those cords from the leatherworker earlier in the chapter. we can craft those into a whip and drive out the merchants, as long as we don't accidentally kill one of them. this is the only weapon in the game that doesn't proc the "violence" effect due to an oversight in the code, so this will essentially allow us to complete the tableflip glitch without breaking our pacifist run. once every table is flipped, the physics engine won't know how to handle it and some key values will be altered that will later allow us to clip through golgotha directly into hell-

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every other year a minority or any weird or autistic person gets so many eyes on them that it restarts a "lolcow" movement where there is heavy documentation of that person as if they were an animal and I honestly think that's the ultimate form of dehumanization. yeah some of them you can argue are "bad people" but tbh in my opinion nobody deserves that.

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Because I've recently had one of those "your experiences are not universal" moments, please humor me

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“Why did God create the appendix? So that surgeons don’t go hungry.”

— A surgeon

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guy who is not necessarily nonbinary but also not NOT nonbinary. guy who doesnt fit into the binary-nonbinary binary. if you will

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cannot explain why but every time wilson is on screen i think about this pathetic wet eyed hammer from it takes two

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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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Shorts count as trousers. Leggings also count if you want them to.

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my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.

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Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices

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how many of the "i don't listen to rap because too much of it is violent" people on here have made some variation of a "hot girl summer" joke not knowing and not caring enough to find out that the phrase "hot girl summer" was coined by megan thee stallion (a black rapper)

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i leave for the ap exam in 5 minutes

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Curious about something based on some convos I've had recently and a study I vaguely remember but can't find. This poll isn't super in depth or nuanced, but I didn't want to bring a super long poll to the dash. Ofc feel free to elaborate on your answer if comfortable!