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Still preparing stuff for DoKomi and today I had this random idea for another sticker design. And then I liked the art so much, I decided to do a postcard as well^^

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i tend not to take museum photos of things unless i think i can take a good one, and this was in a glass case so it had a lot of glare, but the sargent exhibit at the met has the only know photograph of madame x before he repainted the shoulder strap and seeing that for the first time in my life made me feel like my body was made of static

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

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ianthe, paul, pyrrha, and kiriona have been trapped in the tomb together for 999 days. how do we think that’s going for them

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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

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Laughter is the best medicine.

A guy comes into our emergency room tachycardic and barely awake.

"A man walks into a bar, ouch!" I yell at him. Pupils are dilated. He can hear me, but there's no response.

"Chart says he's heard that one before," calls a nurse, who has pulled up his records from the depths of the hospital database.

"Two fish are in a tank," I say, "One turns to the other and says 'how do you suppose we drive this thing?"

"No response," says the nurse, who has hooked him up to vitals.

"Sir," I say. "I need to know your sense of humor, I need to know what you find funny." You're supposed to take a test, it's supposed to be on your driver's license.

"I'm dying," he gets out, looking around at the machines.

"Hi dying, I'm Dr. Miller," I say.

He flatlines, goes unconscious, and I swear under my breath.

"Get out the tickle machine," I say.

"But doctor," says the nurse.

"Desperate times," I say, hoping that if this man wakes up, he'll forgive me.

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men will literally start a cult of jacked oily barechested gym bros to order around before they’ll admit that they wanna pursue a bdsm relationship with their utterly subservient not-boyfriend

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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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When I was seven I spilled glitter all over my bedroom floor. It was a glorious, sparkling chaos, and even as I got yelled at, I thought how beautiful it was, golden glimmers winking at me in the sun.

Despite multiple attempts to clean it up, every now and then I’d still catch a glint, now and again, in between the cracks in the floorboard, the bottom of a drawer or caught in the tread of my slippers. I am three decades older and have moved house six times since then, and the other day I opened a box containing bits and pieces from my childhood (old toys, diaries) and a small shower of glitter fell once more to the floor.

All these years later, and my beautiful mistake is still ingrained into my universe, impossible to extricate or forget.

Remember me, the glitter says, bright and bold and irrepressible. Remember how happy I made you for one brief moment before you spent your life trying to get rid of me.

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one thing about me is when i read or watch something and there's an evil child or some sort of monster who was born a monster i'm always going to side with the monster. sorry about your loser parents i would have loved you. skill issue

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

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Unmute !

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i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.