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Happy Pride Month to Hannibal Lecter killing and eating that homophobic doctor

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this is how my bisexual disaster friend decided to contact me after weeks of radio silence

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after FOUR FUCKING MONTHS staff answered me about the messages and fixed it. and i JUST went back to main, largely bc of not having messages. well ig this acc is gonna be a little inactive but idk maybe they’ll delete my main again or my iasip hyperfixation will come back or i’ll get tired of Being Known and wanna be a small acc again we shall see

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A nine tailed kitsune but all the tails are those floating inflatable men you see outside car dealerships

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[crawls out of depression hole covered in blood and also with a cold] imm alive

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merry christmas! 🎅🎄

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people

the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to

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i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

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Any tips for when trying weed for the first time?

smoke a lot of it and if you dont get high instantly smoke a lot more and if you start feeling scared that means youre about to die

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my advice when it comes to making sure you get enough vegetables is to find a dip or sauce you really like and use that for flavouring. i always dip my vegetables in red pepper hummus or pesto or fry them in garlic butter.

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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“why do you hate taylor swift” im a kandi artist and all the craft stores in my area are sold out of pony beads because of the eras tour

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But at least let me help. I’m the one with experience here.

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There also needs to be a button for “this is the 5000th time I’ve read your fic because I’m having a horrible day and this is the only thing in the world that always brings me happiness.”

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how do they put so much distance between each other while they’re sitting at a table meant for two people