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🎈🌈YAY!! GAY!!🌈🎈

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ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

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happy eat rocks friday

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the minecraft movie couldnt possibly recreate even a shred of the humor found in these screenshots

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im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

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ah ... I see you've caught me balancing on my baul!

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they're just jealous that my body has already completely rotted inside and will decompose faster when it dies

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ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

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its september time to build a new life

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do you have any favorite poems?

the ones we collectively leave unwritten every moment. i could give you some others, but the thing is, their necessity in my life changes as time moves. i think of the unwritten ones more often than not. their necessity goes unread, but not unfelt

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drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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lets be protected by mama