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Imagine after ELEVEN YEARS she announces a new spin off series to close out a characters story who was originally supposed to die, and then at 1am on a random Wednesday SAYS SHES WRITING TWO MORE BOOKS AND THEYRE ABOUT KEVIN FUCKING DAY

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THE BROKEN CAGE?????

the implications.......

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ya ever just having a nice evening and then remember that Jeremy Knox doesn’t know where his birth certificate is or is that just me

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Jean grabs Jeremy's chin so often and it's kind of wild that neither of them have any gay panic about it

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bringing this back hahahaha

Jeremy Knox can do it with a broken heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

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"permission to break his face coach" is probably my favorite jean line ever

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I think I hallucinated learning that aftg takes place in 2012...... it's fully 2008. why did I think 2012.

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Jeremy learning about how the ravens tend to have lifelong physical issues and immediately trying to call kevin and neil to tell them to stop night practices because they're gonna die from exhaustion or something oh jeremy :((((((

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No one move have we ever considered that since Jean is imitating the girls in terms of how to care for someone , and they also call him “babe” that there is a very real possibility that Jean calls Jeremy babe and Jeremy combusts

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post golden raven he's just like me

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just remembered they named the dog jabberwocky what the fuck why would they do that

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thinking about jean saying "have a winning day :D" to that bobcats player during the first game and immediately getting his shit rocked lmao

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considering jean and jeremy being physically affectionate with each other (the way cat and laila are with them; temple kisses, hair brushing, etc.) before they're actually romantically involved. jean's only experience with physical affection being platonic from cat and laila so when jeremy holds his hand or rubs his back he's like "oh yes like friends do. no big deal. nbd. nbdnbdnbdnbd." meanwhile jeremy's like "bruh how much more obvious can I make it without scaring him away"

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does anyone have any in universe social media posts because the entire time I was reading tgr I couldn't stop thinking "jfc imagine these events being part of your pop culture like imagine turning on the news and seeing this wtf"

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Jean is also feral and Neil also endures, the forever partners forever same hat

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whoa

I just realised Jeremy and his 3 brothers are a reflection of Riko, Kevin, Jean and Neil

Riko and Bryson were both the main abusers

Kevin and Jeremy were both victims of their abuse as well as bystanders to the abuse happening to Jean and Noah

Jean and Noah both were heavily unstable and suicidal (it's literally the only draft where Jean doesn't kill himself)

Neil and Joshua were both separated from the rest of them

Also Jeremy said Noah and Joshua were irish twins - two halves of a whole - just like Jean and Neil our forever misplaced partners and Noah and Joshua are now forever misplaced as well due to Noahs death

And one brother is dead in each of them - except this time (and probably the only time) it's Riko instead of Jean

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what is cat and laila's ship name help