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the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

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say what you will about california but i love that we have an official state slug (banana slug). more states should have official state slugs.

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very few things will make you feel as free as going on walks at night

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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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i love being weird i love being full of love

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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guy in the frozen food aisle walking around with his hands behind his back like he's at a museum

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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

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Santa's Reindeer will be well taken care of tonight 😉🦌🎅🏼🎄

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

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don’t want to be a girl i want to be a single star in the night sky shining so bright all the way to lonely people who look up and hope to see a sign

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i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

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I finally made an instagram for these @shitsfine (shhhitsfine was already taken) you can be my first follower if you want!