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[cadeboi]

Oh hey btw follow me on instagram my name is space_caden i an but a simple desperate gay craving attention please

[cadeboi]

okay but which one of you is the Bert and which is the Ernie

[cadeboi]

“At 19, I read a sentence that re-terraformed my head: “The level of matter in the universe has been constant since the Big Bang.” In all the aeons we have lost nothing, we have gained nothing - not a speck, not a grain, not a breath. The universe is simply a sealed, twisting kaleidoscope that has reordered itself a trillion trillion trillion times over. Each baby, then, is a unique collision - a cocktail, a remix - of all that has come before: made from molecules of Napoleon and stardust and comets and whale tooth; colloidal mercury and Cleopatra’s breath: and with the same darkness that is between the stars between, and inside, our own atoms. When you know this, you suddenly see the crowded top deck of the bus, in the rain, as a miracle: this collection of people is by way of a starburst constellation. Families are bright, irregular-shaped nebulae. Finding a person you love is like galaxies colliding. We are all peculiar, unrepeatable, perambulating micro-universes - we have never been before and we will never be again. Oh God, the sheer exuberant, unlikely face of our existences. The honour of being alive. They will never be able to make you again. Don’t you dare waste a second of it thinking something better will happen when it ends. Don’t you dare”

— Caitlin Moran (via gabriellabowden)

[cadeboi]

alright so what we’re NOT gonna do is stalk adrian and make stan accounts for him just because he finally decided to get out of literal hiding from the phandom to pursue something he enjoys. supporting him is fine but based on the past i think it’s really clear that he doesn’t want that kind of attention that comes just from being dan’s brother. dan still doesn’t ever mention him so please don’t make this weird like the insta phandom has already started to do.

[cadeboi]

you would not believe your eyes

if shows gave us canon bis

[cadeboi]

[cadeboi]

When you say something unapologetically and poetically gay:

[cadeboi]

[cadeboi]

Me: *watching a show, casually*

Show: *teases a Gay Relationship*

Me:

[cadeboi]

everyone should be more like carlos

[cadeboi]

so no one told you life was gonna be this gay

[cadeboi]

The Great Bot Purge 2018: Tumblr Strikes Back

*Please read the entire post first (scroll past the links too)

August 1, 2018

Warriors, comrades, amigos, today we have come together for one thing and one thing only, to purge the porn bots.

Before we begin I would like to take this opportunity to give my opinion on some of the observations you have made. LESS PORN BOTS in the comments. Some even state they find it increasingly more difficult to find bots in the comments. Before we celebrate, I will give three possibilities why this is happening:

Our purge is working

Reporting and blocking bots also shuts down all of their secondary blogs. A bot user often hosts two - three accounts on a proxy, but makes lots of secondary blogs to make it seem lots of ‘unique’ accounts are making comments, and not the same account 10 times in a row.

Bot users are mass deleting their posts so we can’t purge them, protecting their investment (proxies).

I like to remain skeptical and suggest it’s a combination of the three. This battle can’t be over before it has even begun. This is a siege. We flag their accounts and deplete their resources so they can’t create new accounts and buy new proxies. If it’s #3, then bot users are obviously aware of this blog and think they can save their ass by going into hiding for a day or two. Well, bots, I got news for you. 32,837 warriors have this blog on notification, and are ready to strike the moment you show yourself. Hard. And this is just stage 1.

Having said this, we march. Right now. Together. I have prepared a list. Yesterday night, there were at least three bot comments per post. If you don’t find any, spend five minutes going through comments on popular posts you find on your dashboard. Bot users often comment on 10k+ note posts so many people see their comments. If we all report/flag 30 bots today, we destroy a million bots.

The list is divided by zodiac signs. Purge the posts corresponding to your sign. Clicking the link will take you to the post. Posts were selected on # of bot comments and not on content. None of the links lead to pornographic content.

Porn bots often comment one of the following (you will be an expert in no time)

To check more video, clcik here.

Click here to find onenight stands

For more more private stuff, come here.

Looking for fun? Join me here.

Howdy guy, more private stuff here.

Howdy bro, my profile here.

Aquarius 

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176492187748/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-elizabethan-ho

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176490763958/mrdsc1010-same-energy

https://ju-gg.tumblr.com/post/176490039363

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176489723083/gilaryduff-celticpyro-dismembered-dreams-oh

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176489491768/safetytank-agentmapal-dizzyotter

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176488991818/thehighkingofawesome

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176488535148/you-unfollow-me-because-youre-afraid-of-falling

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176488315803/jakegyllenhaalelujah-kylieminoguefanclub-is

Pisces 

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176487905138/indi-dork-rowantheexplorer

http://asexuaal-satan.tumblr.com/post/176487824803/torreb-inhoes-this-semester-got-me-like

http://lieutenantfish.tumblr.com/post/175960704754/yes-yes

http://monsieurrobot.tumblr.com/post/176053337997

http://vampireapologist.tumblr.com/post/176283776553/god-i-want-the-problems-of-a-jane-austen-heroine

https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/176182461805/a-swole-heart

https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/176053947135/wholesome-gaming

http://vampireapologist.tumblr.com/post/176202912048/you-all-fools-getting-tattoos-based-on-the

Aries 

http://folly-of-alexandria.tumblr.com/post/176101770665

https://sarcastic-and-witty-username.tumblr.com/post/176094362079/its-one-of-those-sequin-pillows-where-you-can

http://thejediviking.tumblr.com/post/176190225222/iconic-just-iconic-edit-mark-hamill-said-on

http://cheating-on-you.tumblr.com/post/176132506662/sally-hawkins-in-godzilla-king-of-the-monsters

http://justiceleague.tumblr.com/post/176195438516/jason-momoa-and-ezra-miller-at-sdcc-2018

http://artglow.tumblr.com/post/175935058801/the-moon-venus

https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/175764175141/the-wild-wild-west

https://memecage.tumblr.com/post/176121374277/lmao-what

Taurus 

http://wonderytho.tumblr.com/post/175548273864/me-irl

http://awwcutefuzzyanimals.tumblr.com/post/175694524801/thinking-about-something

http://nurse-peach.tumblr.com/post/175864832419

http://tinyrats.tumblr.com/post/175816708479

http://awwcutefuzzyanimals.tumblr.com/post/175897077799

https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/175845525846/woke

https://garashirs.tumblr.com/post/176030750813/i-feel-like-we-dont-pay-enough-attention-to-this

https://garashirs.tumblr.com/post/176310949948

Gemini 

http://impetuositys.tumblr.com/post/176344453285/somethin-rly-quick-for-that-new-chapter

http://nomidot.tumblr.com/post/176192662209/white-is-very-difficult-diamondmore

http://yamino.tumblr.com/post/176113623604/mom-of-the-year-this-is-a-continuation-of

https://feministism.tumblr.com/post/176064704275

http://heartsnmagic.tumblr.com/post/175877968179

http://valentinaaguirre.com/post/176179685216/segunda-parte-de-la-%C3%BAltima-p%C3%A1gina-de-un-c%C3%B3mic-que

https://gnossienne.tumblr.com/post/176354485401/the-blood-moon-is-framed-by-the-statues-of-hera

http://muirin007.tumblr.com/post/175769679870/victorians-were-stuffy-prudes

Cancer 

http://xollos.tumblr.com/post/176022811089

https://yermemeblog.tumblr.com/post/176012859681

https://nemfrog.tumblr.com/post/176064369552/the-morning-song-1883-book-cover-detail

https://lesbiansassemble.tumblr.com/post/175996886058

http://catscenter.tumblr.com/post/176052644936

https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/175812210636/jurassic-congress

http://poseidont.tumblr.com/post/175490697900/a-concept-future-jake-and-amy-having-a-kid-but

http://fizzityuck.tumblr.com/post/176219434111/the-only-valid-naruto-meta-is-the-single-use

Leo 

http://docloudscomeinpurple.tumblr.com/post/175446909184/writing-tip-dont-tell-us-your-characters

https://zosonils.tumblr.com/post/175828491701/i-really-hope-nintendo-added-this-very-specific

http://theocseason4.tumblr.com/post/176037947545/im-just-gonna-say-it-tonight-the-super-trouper

http://relative-dimension-in-space.tumblr.com/post/175792657951

http://frogrets.tumblr.com/post/175728615337/a-guy-walked-into-the-cafe-earlier-he-was-wearing

http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/post/175644142228/feeling-tired-but-not-wanting-to-go-to-sleep

http://rosebeaches.tumblr.com/post/176114119882/i-am-an-idiot-sometimes-but-sometimes-i-am-an

https://beeth0ven.tumblr.com/post/175996793276/really-the-magneto-verses-xavier-debate-is-the

Virgo 

https://persepnohe.tumblr.com/post/176317241825/i-know-a-lot-of-you-guys-dont-want-to-reblog

http://kindastetchy.tumblr.com/post/175974710308

https://petersbenjamin.tumblr.com/post/176284160307/peter-parker-nicknames

http://m4ge.tumblr.com/post/175543495410/im-a-whole-entire-21-year-old-woman-and-i-just

https://ju-gg.tumblr.com/post/176493889239

https://bot-filled-posts.tumblr.com/post/176490390417/chipsprites

http://ayeyogurlwhyyoshoesgoclickclack.tumblr.com/post/176492590819/nicknamenyquil-me-when-im-in-my-feelings-but-i

https://jimmy-eat-choo.tumblr.com/post/176465855080/pettyqueer-nvclearbomb-when-it-lands-on-your

Libra 

https://miggylol.tumblr.com/post/58394813946/pumpkin-spice-candles-soon-pumpkin-lattes-soon

http://dongboss.tumblr.com/post/174918040827/that-one-post-thats-like-lacroix-tastes-like-if

https://mjalti.tumblr.com/post/172136597218/when-ppl-think-being-a-multifaceted-human-being

http://onyourleftbooob.tumblr.com/post/162334069142/before-vs-after-adoption

http://fartgallery.ca/post/175918775256/blacksmith-takes-pizza-rolls-out-of-the-oven-and

http://whataterrificaudience.tumblr.com/post/174762035859/my-spongebob-favorite-quotes-video-is-making-its

https://teathattast.tumblr.com/post/166062764701

http://seashellronan.tumblr.com/post/157914629725/sharpay-evans-was-a-lesbian

Scorpio

http://degenerateclub.tumblr.com/post/175274038963/im-a-simple-man-i-see-my-dog-i-kiss-him

https://teentitansgopics.tumblr.com/post/174278474394

http://kindastetchy.tumblr.com/post/175974710308

https://gnossienne.tumblr.com/post/176354485401/the-blood-moon-is-framed-by-the-statues-of-hera

https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/176002171154/i-didnt-know-i-needed-this-maybe-you-do-too

http://vacuumchan.tumblr.com/post/174250100607/strawberry-break

http://nomidot.tumblr.com/post/176192662209/white-is-very-difficult-diamondmore

https://thatpettyblackgirl.tumblr.com/post/176341783176/blessss-representation-matters

Sagittarius

http://flipyeahkelly.tumblr.com/post/175496639957/terry-crews-could-lift-thors-hammer-rb-if-u-agree

http://itsqueerlyhalloween.tumblr.com/post/175570599729/holy-fucking-christ

http://everythingisproblematicin.tumblr.com/post/159673268046/reblog-if-youre-bisexual-or-if-you-support

http://vampireapologist.tumblr.com/post/176276197418/when-you-support-outlawing-indigenous-peoples

http://ceevee5.tumblr.com/post/83716684730/blvcknvy-licia-ronzulli-member-of-the-european

http://relative-dimension-in-space.tumblr.com/post/175792657951

https://rkmz.tumblr.com/post/176459888388

https://madzniccox.tumblr.com/post/176394370170

Capricorn

https://whitepeopletwitter.tumblr.com/post/176170618476/screw-it

https://pancak3knight.tumblr.com/post/176496645037/discsfine-ekamy-aesthetic-experience

https://memelibrarian.com/post/122184085444/invisiblespork-tognir-inainn-youre

https://mitchfynde.tumblr.com/post/176145268940/me-my-teeth-when-i-eat-something-too-cold

https://my-moonlight-us.tumblr.com/post/176125222045/cat-owners-in-japan-are-giving-their-cats-funny

https://natsdorf.com/post/175311440479/i-told-her-she-wouldnt-like-salt-vinegar

https://tumblehcendrum.tumblr.com/post/174244450870/the-tide-is-out-oh-my-ucking-god-every

https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/176002171154/i-didnt-know-i-needed-this-maybe-you-do-too

How to purge

We have two types of warriors in our army. Mobile (app) and desktop users.

Mobile (app) users: If you are on mobile, your options are limited. You can only report comments.

Click on notes

Press or tap a bot comment

Select “Report”

Choose “Block"

Your task is to report as many bot comments as possible and make a statement to @support​ and @staff​.

Desktop users: If you’re on desktop, your mission is to flag porn bot accounts.

Click on “Notes”

Click on the avatar of the bot blog

Tap the pawn/human icon report > report spam > Flag & Block

Leave a like if you are here, and feel free to reblog this post.

Tomorrow we purge the explore page and tags. This is just a warm up.

[cadeboi]

[cadeboi]

My shy little noodle.

[cadeboi]

I was tagged by @an-introverts-tmblr

Rules: We’re snooping on your playlist. Set your entire library on shuffle and report the first ten songs that pop up, then choose ten victims

1. Nine in the Afternoon - Panic! At the Disco

2. Violin Partita No. 3 in E Major - Johann Sebastian Bach

3. Mic Drop - BTS

4. Cancer - My Chemical Romance

5. Superstition - Stevie Wonder

6. Oops Upside Your Head - The Gap Band

7. Me, Myself and I - Billie Holiday

8. Time to Dance - Panic! At the Disco

9. I Constantly Thank God for Esteban - Panic! At the Disco

10. MAMA - BTS

I have like 0 friends so I won’t tag anybody but feel free to do this or whatever lmao 

[cadeboi]

Okay I think that’s enough Irish spam for one night hahah xD

[cadeboi]

since phil’s gone and dan’s alone again i thought that i’d cheer everyone up with some happy pheels ^_^