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i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

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What is your favourite Ghibli movie?

That I worked on, Princess Mononoke. That I didn’t work on, Spirited Away.

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ohhh you know what time it is

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cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

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They should make food for men

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RIP Master Sword

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me, starting a fight i can't win: lol

me, losing: oh what the fuck

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

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Bees don’t fly in the dark!

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guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

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tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is no algorithm for your dashboard. can't stress this enough. your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow. "based on your likes!" is a joke and they removed that feature in a week

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

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Trolls can walk upside down on walls but it’s reminiscent of when they climbed in the caves previous to pupating so they don’t do it in public because it’s as frowned upon as a human adult crawling like a baby

It’s acceptable, however, to climb vertically but only to get in and out of a communal hivestem

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being ignored in my moment of absolute CRISIS

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