cadwo
cadwo
Attention passengers, this is your Captain speakin
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M, they/them, 30s, secondary/spam account is cadwospamsyou.tumblr.com
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cadwo · 6 minutes ago
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[9-12]
Artist: つみれ
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cadwo · 16 hours ago
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Customers are being so unreasonable with me today. Such sour attitudes and I have to wonder if part of it is because of the mask I'm wearing today.
Which
I'm wearing for the sake of them and coworkers so I don't get my sick germs all over the place
But people down here just see a mask and get all up in arms
I coulda called in sick again but nooo
Push myself to work just to be treated like
This
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cadwo · 3 days ago
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reminder that if you ever buy wool yarn secondhand you should put it in a plastic bag in the freezer for a week, let it thaw 24 hours, then refreeze another week. this makes sure that if there are any moths or pests they are killed by the first freeze, and the remaining eggs are lured to hatch by the thawing and then killed with the second freeze. until this process is complete you must keep the yarn isolated from your existing stash or you risk any infestation spreading. i buy a lot of wool yarn from thrift and antique shops and always do this and have never had a problem with moths or other bugs. if you buy wool sweaters or other wool things secondhand you should also do this just to be safe
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cadwo · 3 days ago
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IT IS OUTTTTT!!!! TGCF SPECIAL EP 2!!!!!
"Gege, gege, are you tired? Or feeling unwell?"
SCREAMINGGGGGG THIS IS THE EXTRAS FROM THE BOOK SO ESTABLISHED COUPLE HUALIAN
BONUS SCENE AT THE END OF THE TGCF SPECIAL EP 2 AND WE ARE LIKELY GETTING A FULL SCENE OF THIS FOR EP 3 - WHICH WILL BE SHOWN FIRST IN SHANGHAI THE NEXT 4 WEEKS, THEN WE GOTTA WAIT FOR THE ONLINE RELEASE
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cadwo · 3 days ago
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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
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cadwo · 3 days ago
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A God and his believer
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cadwo · 3 days ago
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Okay yeah I'm Definitely sick.
Congestion, drip, sore throat, body aches
Hate this!! Not looking forward to having to go to work tonight and potentially infect coworkers
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cadwo · 4 days ago
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Fucking hate watching children go “um Actually UwU” about AO3. saw someone say that fixing a bug with bookmarks isn’t a good reason to close a site down for a couple hours and they’re all lying about what they spend money on
meanwhile this very week my actual day job shut down the internal programmes for idk how many hours to fix a minor bug that popped up out of nowhere. I mean??? I don’t know shit about IT but “shut down all functions while we fix a problem” is so damn common. And “oh this took longer than we said” as well.
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cadwo · 5 days ago
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I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.
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cadwo · 5 days ago
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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion
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cadwo · 5 days ago
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🤍-- SABA! Welcome (back) 🐟🔱
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cadwo · 5 days ago
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3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.
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cadwo · 6 days ago
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Dramatic Irony and Glass Houses
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cadwo · 6 days ago
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my laundry is yelling at me
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cadwo · 9 days ago
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I have never been so grease in my life
Why would they not give me a training refresher on closing kitchen before throwing me back here
I am more grease than skin
I have to boil off my skin
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cadwo · 14 days ago
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officially caaats
happy birthday to the precious little problem kids!! i say with nothing but love, of course
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IT'S THEIR BIRTHDAY TODAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SADAKO AND DORIAN
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cadwo · 18 days ago
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FOURTEEN YEARS LATER AND IT FINALLY HAPPENED NO ONE TOUCH ME
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