I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
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if i was undead i would spend so much time floating facedown in various bodies of water
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I love returning home to my wretch
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he could've just named the horse. seems like they weren't doing a whole lot in that desert. he had time
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some space weirdos
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can i add you as a friend on spreadsheets
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this person has been making marx/engels yaoi for 10 years now that's what i call an icon
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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit
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love and freedom don’t coexist, warden
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honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”
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going into the voting booth and writing in "the president" because thats who im voting for dumbass
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