[Caelus][welcome aboard the hyperfixation train, its about to get wack][They/He/She][Ace][SW Fanfic writer] & [Full-time Procrastinator][19]
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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
#my brain does this when i blow on ice cream to “warm it up”#its like “theres something” cant quite figure it out tho
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I don’t like being referred to as a boy
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It’s like seeing your teacher in public

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Canon Thrawn: Imagine you have an inexperienced ensign manning a tractor beam. He fails. What do you do?
Legends Thrawn: Does he talk back?
Canon Thrawn: ... possibly?
Legends Thrawn: Kill him. Right there in front of everyone. Anyone gets sick from the sight, good.
Canon Thrawn: Wha- No! You send him for additional training, what the actual fuck.
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None of this is derogatory btw I actually love this dynamic for us. Keep up the good work everybody 👍
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Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children
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Mr gaiman, what the fuck is good omens
I wish I could help you. I've asked several people around here and the general consensus is that it's probably one of those fancy cocktails with an umbrella in it, although there is a dissenting opinion that it might be either a traditional British dessert or perhaps a magic trick where a selected card is found several days later in next door's shed.
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Man or a Muppet is so Copia and Plushia coded, I don’t make the rules
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ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY CAME OUT SEVEN YEARS AGO!
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Imagine that somewhere in the ministry there is a large statue in honour of the very first Sister of Sin.
Inspired by a photograph of Gian Lorenzo Bernini's statue of Constantine, taken by Saiko (wikipedia).
I didn't keep the statue because my aim was to practise by completely creating a part of the work, but the photograph was very useful for everything else, the architecture and especially the light! Without Saiko's beautiful photo, this illustration wouldn't exist.
It was an interesting exercise!
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the ever after buy a wallpaper or leave a tip / twitter / instagram / shop
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Preview of Sam Long’s story, drawn by the amazing Cynthia Yuan Cheng! (@cynthiaycheng, cynthiaycheng.com)
Becoming Who We Are Kickstarter ends Dec 14! Preorder now to help us fund the book!
bit.ly/becomingkickstarter
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Commission for @deathdovesong I did a while ago! Something soft and calm for our dear Cody <3
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