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rhode island is getting a new shogun

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they got rid of herman's confederate flag in the simpsons. because of woke.

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if i were the president of an american university and some far-right politician started rambling about God "cursing" my institution I think I'd just start talking like the villain out of a jack chick tract. "I am not afraid of your so-called God. Thanks to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution we now only worship monkeys, and communism"

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Dude that is too much slop for him

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Not killing myself world champion

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right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through

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sorry if you try to talk to me, idk how to talk to people

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between his few genuinely cool exploits, his war crimes, and his relentless suffering, I think Dave would have done numbers on here.

worth noting that given infinite freedom and privacy to design my fantasy alter ego I wound up with a disfigured and suicidally depressed ex-Army (but not the cool army. the white collar manager/bureaucrat part of the army) guy

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steady companionship, washing the dishes, remembering each other's favorite food, mending the little traits and habits that make us insufferable to put up with, a constant affection that is not disturbed by fantastic highs or devastating lows, patience, good humor, a shared commitment to being good to each other. a mountain of happiness built one pebble at a time, every day, for decades.

and bids for attention returned positively at least seventy percent of the time, according to the sociologists.

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Venom Snake should be real

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Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA

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A Khanty mother and her children feasting on raw reindeer meat in the Yamal Peninsula, northern Siberia, Russia, 1991.

> Photo: Marianna Flinckenberg-Gluschkoff.

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the funny thing about jimmy mcnulty is that he perfectly fits tumblr's ideal "sad pathetic terrible wet paper bag of a man" archetype but he's never been big here because

1. About 10 people here have seen the wire, and

2. He just really, really sucks

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