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Matias’ bonus story - calling it now.

Matias: Guilty!

Emma: Of what?

Matias: Being so adorable.

Emma: Oh, how nice.

Matias: No, it actually is a serious crime. It comes with a fine and no less than 30 days in jail.

These are the bonus stories you get at 100k points in the upcoming VS event. They're all what-if-you-were-lovers scenarios.

Kagari - “Hold Up, You Spoiled Shogun!”

Azel - “When the Holy Beast Falls”

Matias - “The Owl’s Sweet Judgement”

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Versus Event

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I’m calling this as Kagari’s route theme

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On Azel’s voice

I finally (a few days ago) got his first bond story - it is super sexy when he switches from his ‘godly’ voice to his ‘exasperated’ voice.

It’s a lot more masculine than I was expecting - and very hot.

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(Translation) Emma Turns Into a Bunny Again [His POV Story]

Gilbert's new (120k🙃) bonus-story for the My Honey's a Bunny event. The actual title of the story is "How to Properly Keep a Baby Rabbit."

Contains some sexual content. MDNI.

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I was spending my days in contentment after bringing the little rabbit home from Rhodolite when this happened.

Gilbert: ......

(A rabbit...)

I'd fallen ill last night and decided to sleep in a separate room from Emma so she wouldn't notice.

But when I came to meet her this morning what I found instead was an actual rabbit.

The color of its hair and eyes were exactly the same as Emma's.

And the dress I'd gifted her earlier was now carelessly spread out on the floor.

Gilbert: [still shocked] Did you go and turn into a rabbit again?

When asked this, Emma began to nod repeatedly.

(Well this sure takes me back...)

Back when I'd been staying in Rhodolite, a rather unexpected event had occurred where Emma had turned into a rabbit.

I'd ultimately concluded it to be a dream at the time, and I was sure I was probably dreaming this time around, too.

However, dream or not, that didn't change the fact that Emma was now a rabbit.

Gilbert: Hehe, are you sure it's alright not to run from me this time?

(Even though you were so blatantly scared the last time.)

When I knelt down on the floor, Emma rushed over to me in a series of hops and began nuzzling my knee.

But then she suddenly froze-up for whatever reason and instead began repeatedly tapping me with her front paws.

(I can't really tell what you're trying to say, but... you're being so cute that it makes me want to immediately go get a cage ready for you.)

I picked up Emma the very literal little rabbit with my hands and raised her to my eye-level.

Her rabbit ears twitched as though she were trying to convey something to me.

Gilbert: Is there something you want to tell me?

With another series of nods, Emma took her short little paw and pointed to her own mouth.

(Oh, I see...)

[Flashback to his original event story]

Emma: H-hey, wait... I turned back...

Emma: ...Hold on, I'm naked!?

Gilbert: Completely naked.

[End flashback]

(If I recall correctly, it'd been a kiss that time that had returned her to her original form.)

Her cute, round eyes now were insisting I bring our faces closer.

Getting a request from such an adorable creature would make anyone want to do whatever it asked.

(However...)

Gilbert: I'm going prove to you that I still love you all the same even as a rabbit. Which is why... you understand, don't you?

(I won't let you kiss me that easily.)

Even though I understood what Emma was flying into a panic over trying to tell me, I hid that acknowledgement behind a smile.

(Wouldn't it be a waste to have you turn back right away when you're this cute?)

Gilbert: It's almost time, little rabbit.

Gilbert: I'm inviting some nobles from the region over today. I figure it's been a while since I've played the Conquering King.

After securing the little rabbit in my breast-pocket so she wouldn't fall, I began walking.

I felt like even the depressing stuff about to come could be enjoyable in itself with the little rabbit at my side.

I sat on the vile throne and gazed down upon the nobles bowing their heads.

Every time I assumed this position, I was reminded that I wasn't a man but a beast.

But I had the little rabbit sitting all small and quiet on my lap today, and so my mind was at peace.

(Looks like the nobles and soldiers alike are curious about Emma.)

Not that any of them would say a word about it.

Because they were quite aware that any imprudent remark here and now would only result in immediate beheading.

Gilbert: [grinning] Well, then, shall we start?

Gilbert: I've gathered you all here today for no other reason than to discuss the smuggling reports I've received.

The atmosphere grew tense at once.

I gently stroked the little rabbit with my palm when she, too, stiffened.

Gilbert: Those who have any idea about what I'm talking about should step forward now.

Gilbert: I'm in a good mood today. Which means as long as you don't lie, I might actually show a bit of mercy, you know?

Baron: My gravest apologies, Lord Gilbert.

One of the nobles bowing their heads rubbed his forehead against the floor.

Baron: It's true that we discovered a smuggling route within our territory. However, our house is not involved with it in any way whatsoever.

Baron: The matter is currently under investigation, and I have a progress report with me.

Baron: I'm truly sorry for not reporting it before you—

Gilbert: Oh, no, no, I wasn't talking about you.

Gilbert: My words were directed at the man groveling beside you.

Baron: Huh...

Earl: ...T-this is my first time learning about any smuggling—

Gilbert: Ohh, so that's what you're going with.

Gilbert: I was especially trying to show you mercy today, but what a shame.

(Even though I don't want to scare the little rabbit too much.)

When I turned my gaze to my lap I found the little rabbit looking up at me with worry.

(Are you worried about me or are you worried about the man? ...Because if it's the latter, I'll have no choice but to kill him.)

I gave her chin a little tickle as my way of saying things would be okay.

Gilbert: Earl, you used someone else's territory and then tried to pin the blame on them.

Gilbert: It's the deception that Obsidian so adores. But unfortunately, deception is also the very thing I despise most in this world.

Gilbert: I'll ask you one more time, though. Do you really not know anything about the smuggling?

Earl: ......

The man turned pale and held his tongue as I unleashed my murderous intent.

This was common behavior among liars.

Gilbert: ...I see. That's fine, then.

Gilbert: I don't want my adorable little rabbit to have to see any blood. And besides, it's not like there's really any clear evidence to begin with, right?

The earl's blatant show of relief was all-too-easy to understand.

Gilbert: But you know, it's your fault my precious little rabbit is so scared.

Gilbert: To be this frightened... Poor little thing.

(It's probably because of the murderous intent I'd unleashed... But he was the one who made me do so in the first place.)

Perhaps it was animal instinct that made her so sensitive to murderous intent that wasn't even directed at her.

The little rabbit trembled, but when I stroked my fingers between her ears, her tiny face nuzzled closer to me.

(Crap, I'm gonna smile.)

Gilbert: [managing to keep his cool] Well, at any rate, you're at fault for scaring my rabbit.

Earl: Lord Gilbert...?

Gilbert: Therefore, guilty. Of a grave crime on top of that. Put him in jail, Roderic.

Roderic: Yes, sir!

Earl: Wait a minute! No matter how you look at it, this is just—

Gilbert: Huh, what's that? You dare complain against me?

As I presented my usual smile, the room fell into silence at once.

(Let's see about detaining him on charges of intimidation of a rabbit until he comes clean.)

(...I'll handle whatever comes after when the little rabbit isn't looking... Hehe.)

Once the deceitful man was taken away, not one of the remaining nobles tried making eye-contact with me.

The only one who looked at me straight-on was the little rabbit.

(Another worried reaction.)

(...Is she telling me to show the man mercy? And yet that's not what I'm sensing.)

(What could it be, this unease...)

Baron: ...Lord Gilbert, we...

Gilbert: Oh, I'm finished with my business here, so feel free to retire. Thank you for your hard work.

Gilbert: But do keep this in mind.

Gilbert: —I will never tolerate corruption and deceit. Each and every one of you should give yourselves a good look if you wish to live a long life.

(You guys are my deception reserve group, after all.)

All the gathered nobles saluted in a panic and left the throne room with pale faces.

Gilbert: Come, little rabbit. I'm sorry for scaring you. I'll bathe you thoroughly as an apology.

Once the audience ended, I immediately put together a hot bath out of concern that I'd exposed her to a filthy atmosphere.

(Although half of it's just my mischievous spirit.)

Surprisingly, the little rabbit didn't show any restraint.

She obediently immersed herself in the hot water in the basin while firmly keeping her head raised.

(She still seems worried even though we left the throne room. ...Am I just imagining things?)

Gilbert: You hated this so much the last time, little rabbit. ...Aren't you embarrassed?

After I lathered my hands with plant-based soap and began stroking it along the little rabbit's fur, her eyes narrowed in relaxation.

(You have complete trust in me nowadays.)

After rinsing her with hot water, I wrapped her small body in a towel.

But just as I did, the little rabbit suddenly began flailing around violently.

Gilbert: Ahaha, are you only now getting embarrassed?

(I wonder if I accidentally touched some place funny.)

I gently held her close to my chest so I wouldn't drop her.

Taking that momentary advantage, the little rabbit nimbly hopped from my arms until the tip of her nose touched my lips.

(Oh...)

Emma: Whoa!

The rabbit turned into a person right before my eyes.

I obviously wasn't going to be surprised by this in the event it happened a second time.

But I couldn't help but stare fixedly when a wet, naked body appeared before me.

Emma: ....Please don't look at me like that.

Gilbert: [grins] I washed every inch of you, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about at this stage now, right?

Gilbert: But I definitely got careless there, didn't I.

(I never imagined I'd fall for such a basic trap.)

In normal cases I would have absolutely picked up on the little rabbit's ploy.

Gilbert: ...I'm disappointed in myself.

Emma: Hya—

A cute sound spilled from her lips when I bit her neck.

Whether she was a person or an animal, the little rabbit was utterly adorable.

Gilbert: I wonder if a rabbit will listen properly to whatever you say if you train it?

I slid my lips from her neck to her collarbone before descending to her breasts and gently biting the tip.

As I rolled her nipple with the tip of my tongue while taking in the soap's pleasant fragrance, Emma hurriedly tried to push my forehead away with her hand.

Gilbert: [smiling] What is it?

When I peered into her face I found her eyes wavering and trembling with worry, just like when she'd been an animal.

Emma: Gil...

Emma placed a hand on my forehead while looking like she might start crying at any moment.

Emma: I knew it... You have a fever!

Gilbert: [surprised] ......

Emma: Are you saying you didn't notice? Even though you're this hot to the touch?

(Ah... So that was the meaning behind the little rabbit's gaze.)

Gilbert: Hehe, or maybe I'm just aroused from seeing you naked?

Emma: That's ridiculous. Your hands are always cold when you undress me.

Emma: Let's head to bed at once!

Gilbert: When you put it like that—

Emma: I don't mean it in a pervy way, I genuinely just want you to rest!

Emma pulled my hand and forcefully dragged me to bed.

(...I'm okay, though...)

But just like that, I was laid against the sheets and put to bed.

Gilbert: [smiles] Little rabbit.

Emma: Do you need medicine?

Gilbert: ....Yes. That's right, I need medicine.

I swallowed what I was actually going to say and instead pulled Emma under the covers with me.

Gilbert: Hehe... I have an all-purpose medicine right here, so I imagine I'll get better in no time?

Emma: ...I pray that's what happens.

Emma nuzzled her face into my chest the same way she had when she'd been a rabbit.

She must have clearly noticed how fond the beast was of such an act.

(Baby rabbits are the weakest of creatures in this world.)

(Eaten up by beasts right away, and seeming like they'll die at the slightest thing...)

(Even so, you were the only one.)

(I met with loads of people today, but you were the only one who looked me in the eye and noticed something was wrong.)

(The brave and kind-hearted little rabbit...)

I hugged her hard. Tightly.

(Please let me feel that this isn't a dream.)

~fin

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If it really is a dream again this time around, then he's having this dream while sleeping, sick, in a separate room. And even though he chose to do so because he didn't want Emma to notice that he's sick, this dream shows that what he actually wants is the exact opposite. I mean, it's Gilbert. Of course that's what he wants. To be comforted. And to catch Emma naked.

I hope he wakes up in Emma's arms. And I hope he gets scolded for trying to hide how he was feeling.

Disclaimer: I just throw stuff into translators online, so accuracy is not guaranteed. References: こくこく 1 | わけでもない 1 | この��� 1 | ともなれば 1 2 | やましい 1

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What do you think Matias would do if Emma ever said “Let’s act out one of your fantasies” to him? Do you think he’s the type to panic out of embarrassment? Or would he be all for it?

Ah, you’re asking all the hard questions 😂!

I’m still trying to get a sense of his character - so far he hasn’t shown up as a romantic prospect so things might change. I’m making a lot of assumptions for now.

I think a theme with Matias is that he’s free with information. The sense (could be wrong!) that I got from his actions when he goes into daydreaming in front of us is that he stops himself short not because he’s embarrassed about the contents, but because he’s been ‘caught’ daydreaming.

His colleagues/friends (and Azel) know about his (tamer) fantasies. I think once you’re ‘close’ (or just Azel) he’s open about the contents and is relaxed enough to daydream around you.

I think if you were at the point in your relationship where he was both open about his daydreams, and you were willing to play with him, he’d only be momentarily stunned before enthusiastically agreeing. Be careful - they could go the silly route and have him give you a script.

Keep in mind, Matias comes off as a person who wants to be married, and is not into casual flings. If you’re still in the more ‘friend’ than ‘lover’ side of the relationship, he’ll probably reject you. He canonically does have women throwing themselves at him, and they terrify him.

Matias comes of as very inexperienced- even with interacting with women - so I imagine you’ll need to take the lead with him.

MDNI for the cut below

Still minors DNI

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My HC for his fantasies - I hope you’re prepared to dress up like a vintage 1950’s housewife in dominatrix gear.

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Moree Matthias content please 🥺 I'm simping on him real bad he's so cute

I know, right? I wish our Cybird overlords would hurry up and release an event with the new princes too! The waiting is killing me 😭

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(Translation) Kagari's Hobby [Lv. 6 Bond Story]

Kagari: [jumpscare] Boo!

Choices 1) ...... 2) You can't scare me anymore, you know. 3) I'll get mad next time you scare me.

> ......

Kagari: Sure you want to ignore me? At this rate, it'd be a swift stab in the back, right through the heart.

Kagari: Didn't you ever learn it's dangerous for a woman to walk alone at night? You've done such a good job of living up until today. Do you really want to die?

> You can't scare me anymore, you know.

Kagari: Who's the one jumping away like a rabbit at the sound of my voice? You are.

Kagari: Want to try jumping again?

> I'll get mad next time you scare me.

Kagari: I'm curious to see if you get angry, too... I'm half-joking, no need to get so sulky.

His answer after the choices section

Kagari: Yeah, I was climbing the tree because it's my hobby.

Kagari: I like having the bird's-eye view. And it's just as good for clearing my thoughts and emotions for a bit.

Kagari: ......

Kagari: And then you happened to come by. [Gets pensive] ...Is this what good luck looks like? A sudden stroke of luck?

Kagari: No, it's nothing. I was just thinking you seem as defenseless as ever, looking like someone could just abruptly cut you down. Don't worry about it.

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Matias Bond Story Level 1 - His First Impression of You

Still not good at my reading comprehension, much less my Japanese language skill. So, I'm going for gold and attempting a straight translation this time. If you depend on this to be accurate, you have made a major mistake in your life and should rethink the path of events that brought you here.

Matias: What did I think when we first met? . . . Okay, I’ll tell you now, I doubted you were really a woman. 

Do you mean I don’t look like a woman?

I look like a man?

Remain silent.

1. Do you mean I don’t look like a woman?

Matias: No, you look like a woman, that’s why I felt uneasy. 

2. I look like a man?

Matias: You don’t look like one at all. Your clear voice, your lovely face, your delicate shoulders, and your smooth waistline. . . 

( I call this the 'I stopped narrating my fantasy just before it became R-rated' expression)

Matias: . . . *Cough* No, never mind. Don’t worry about it. 

3. Remain silent.

Matias: What is it? Your expression doesn’t look good .  .  . You’re shocked . . . I’m sorry. I’ll accept my punishment and atone for this sin. 

(The 'Oh crap!' expression)

Matias: You forgive me? No, please don’t forgive me. Even if you forgive me, the law won’t forgive my sin. 

Matias: Wounding a lady’s heart goes against the 49th rule of the Asbrink family and I must be punished.

Common End

Matias: When I interact with women, they roughly fall into two categories.

Matias: They’ll push for excessive contact, and smile at me differently than they smile at other people, or they’ll remain silent and stunned. 

Matias: You were different. You smiled at me the same way you smiled at everyone else and tried to get to know me.

Matias: This is the first time I felt comfortable being around a woman . . . So this is why I hope we continue to get along.

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I love these 😂

Silvio, you foul-mouth tsundere boy. But you’re funny so I’ll forgive anything.

Gilbert, there're some important things we need to talk about. For example, we need to decide when we will get married as soon as possible 🖤

You can also do the quiz from this link 🥰

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Matias side-eyeing the way Nokto wrapped his arm around Emma’s waist now brings a whole new thought

He was probably thinking about how he wanted to do that to his imaginary wife.

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This continues to be my favorite Clavis scene

In case anyone needs more motivation to love Clavis

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i just want to say that u r like my fav ike blog. the quality of ur translations r amazingggg and i love listening to you talk

Thank you for your kind words! My heart is full of warmth and happiness!

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Matias, Azel, and Kagari hobby trivia

Kagari likes to climb trees.

Matias likes to indulge in outrageous fantasies

Azel will tell us his hobby . . . For a price

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Well, I got a little example of Matias’ thirst

In his bond story - you ask him if he thinks you were a man or something when you first met him- and he reassures you that he didn’t.

He starts talking about your face, your shoulders, your waist . . . Obvious drooling over you. Then he stops, coughs, and recenters himself before continuing.

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Matias’ panic face

He might have wounded our heart, which is against rule #49.

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More Matias, Azel, and Kagari trivia - hair care!

Kagari does his own hair, but doesn’t sweat it if it’s messy. He’d rather spend time eating dorayaki than on his hair.

Matias always has perfect grooming. There might be a family rule centered around hair styles and such.

Azel suffers from bed head.

I now have this image of Azel’s devout followers grooming him before he goes out in public.