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does. Does anyone else do this. Is this normal. Hello

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I wish the self shipping fandom understood this

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“You can say anything and I will not abandon you.”

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I look at Laios and my brain instantly goes stupid

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"This user and their F/O are doomed by the narrative" userbox, requested by @puff4pals

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Gay as hell to have a lab partner. What are you experimenting with? Your sexuality?

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When I like you, I study you.

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F/O: I love you so much. I wish I could build a giant maze in a parking garage or perhaps an abandoned factory and put you in it and watch you solve various puzzles in order to receive peanuts and seeds.

S/I: What.

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having an f/o is being constantly terrified that you’re gravely mischaracterizing them or manipulating their personality/character to fit your own desires without realizing it yet at the same time immediately going “yeah that’s wrong” to any perception or opinion of them that goes against your own

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"Haha yeah I ship OC with this canon character" *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them together* *never draws them toget

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If you had to pick, what's the ONE trait in a fictional character that makes you immediately go "oh this one's mine"

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I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character

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SHOUTOUT TO TRANS SELFSHIPPERS!!!!!!

Trans selfshippers with cis s/is

Trans selfshippers with pre-transition s/is

Trans selfshippers who's s/is are post-transition

Trans selfshippers who's s/is are mid-transition

Trans selfshippers whos s/is dont transition at all

Trans selfshippers who hc their f/os as trans

T4T selfshippers

YOU'RE ALL COOL AS FUCK AND YR F/OS ADORE YOU!!!!!

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self shippers that ship with characters whose canon is from or takes place in a previous decade you can use these websites to pretend that you're lounging and watching tv together <3

1950s | 1960s | 1970s | 1980s | 1990s | 2000s

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reminder frm me that you don't have to follow any set "structure" in your selfships. you don't have to "settle down". you can have fos who's only connection to them is being fwb. you can have an unlabeled relationship, not understand why you like them at all and still want to be with them. there's no parameter to meet, no set standard, you can do whatever you want

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There is nothing wrong with being soft and fluffy in your ships btw 💕 Don't let anyone tell you different.