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Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth
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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
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tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro
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Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here
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i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?
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i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad
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WET
BEAST

WENSDAY!!!!

*soggy boiiiii*
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at least according to one website coyotes do airplane ears as a non-threatening display
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