Ashley~ I reserve the right to reblog porn whenever I want. Usually of the gay variety. More personal general retreat-ish blog
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don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
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All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn’t your pet — it’s your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.
Joss Whedon (x)
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ANDERSON COOPER'S LAUGHTER IS THE COMBINED SOUND OF THE CUTENESS OF KITTENS AND FLUFFY CLOUDS
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OH MY GOD GUYS IT HAPPENED AGAIN
And he tried so hard not to laugh. And the word that finally broke him was ‘pussywillow’. He really has the best laugh ever.
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In college, when anyone talked about getting jobs after graduation
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jason momoa on his character khal drogo
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if you wanna be my lover, you gotta ship my otp
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College Humor - Girls Watch Porn Too
Every once in a while, College Humor has a video like this that’s actually funny without being totally offensive. I liked the message too, and agreed with everything that was said. I just wanted to get your feedback as well, since I thought this video had feminist aspects to it. Do you think this is an example of feminism at its job?
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‘Now, tell me, all the knightly deeds that you have done, for whom did you do them?’ ‘For you, my lady,’ he said. ‘What?’ the Queen replied, ‘do you love me so much?’ ‘My lady,’ he said, ‘I do not love myself or anyone else as much.’ ‘And since when’, she said, ‘have you loved me so?’ ‘My lady,’ he said, ‘since the day I was called a knight, but was not one.’ from “Lancelot of the Lake.”
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sometimes i wonder how it would have gone down if tumblr existed in westeros
stannis is forever pissed that renly has more followers than him and that his photosets get more notes. davos reassures him ITS OKAY MY KING WE JUST NEED TO TRY A DIFFERENT COLOURING
meanwhile everyone knows renly doesn’t create his own graphics and loras is the photoshop master in that relationship.
theon tells everyone irl that he’s a total tumblr bnf but actually only robb follows him and the most notes his posts have gotten is 3, one of them being a pity like from asha.
cersei has a ton of followers but she only follows jaime back (who enjoys spamming robb’s inbox with hate mail) and she stalks margaery’s tumblr because she suspects margaery’s secretly been teaching tommen how to gain more followers despite the fact cersei explicitly told him to stick to bebo.
tyrion would reblog pictures of naked ladies half the time, while the other half would be spent making witty text posts which would get over a 10000 notes.
arya is nobody so she has alot of different tumblrs, and sansa runs a blog dedicated to lemon cakes. catelyn asks robb why he never reblogs any of her posts and robb is all I AM A KING HOW CAN I REBLOG STUFF FROM MY OWN MOTHER I HAVE A REPUTATION YOU KNOW
and no1curr about jon snow because he doesn’t even know how to use tumblr
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tvd challenge - most badass character
-> Katherine Pierce
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I couldn't stand Narnia book series because of the nauseating Christian overtones This girl loves it And is contemptuous of whitewashing critiquers
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easy sweet potato veggie burgers with avocado
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I'm getting aggravated by comments on a post on other account and I'm not even logged into it. Problems.
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