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This was the energy they were bringing to that encore, genuinely hilarious. they just walked back on in normal clothes and basically did not acknowledge All Of That

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My dad said he saw a Brumby eating a cigarette butt once and tried to intervene cause like Litter is Abhorrent, Nature is Precious, all that- and it got So aggressive with him about it that it spurred up ANOTHER Brumby into thinking it had something valuable and they started posturing and fighting over the cigarette butt

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BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

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when a human infant is in the womb, moments from being born, a vague figure of glowing amber light appears before them. in one hand, it holds a small soapstone carving of a coiled eel. in the other hand it holds a mortar and pestle made of polished red quartz. it bids the infant to choose between these two things, but we don't know the significance of this choice, because all babies throughout history with no exception have always picked the soapstone eel. so that's still one of the big mysteries out there.

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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

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I'm surprised that I haven't seen a fic where Zoey tries dating another kpop star and it doesn't work out and Mira comes pick her up and spoils her rotten with affection and treats 💕

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whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

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Call your man "rock bottom" the way so many losers consider hitting him up to be the absolute lowest point of their entire lives.

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Fermenting in a butch honoring way

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To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs

I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned.

I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now:

Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri

OR

I will report you

OR

Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have no sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they night they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY.

My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you.

Good night.

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spamming lowkey they make me go lalalala

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cloho ep7 no context spoiler

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Do we experience the air? Who are we? Some of us are lint!

@dimension20official @dropoutdottv

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TERFs alwayssssss find my reproductive health posts just to complain about the gender neutral language. That’s it. That is all they have to say. They’re like sharks in the water waiting to derail the whole message of the post because I said ‘people’ instead of ‘women’.