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99% of repressors give up right before they successfully don't feel anything. Don't stop shoving it down. You can get through this unscathed

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2025 is a terrible year to be a jazz singer. the word scat is basically unusable and you can't even say skibidi

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I think if a girl licked my neck I'd start begging without even knowing what I'm begging for

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she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

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dont really care about the video but im obsessed with the term friendslop. girl youre my friendslop :) we're friendslop :)

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glados when atlas and pbody are sixteen disassemblies into a test chamber

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she was ethically opposed to the practice of assimilation into the hive mind but her dick was a fork and by g-d that goo girl pussy was starting to look like a toaster

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

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to whom it may concern: that sword of damocles hangs

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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hey girl. wanna perform a bros attack with me

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hey girl is that neopussy in your pocket or is your phone just juicy and impregnatable

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stand_down.mp4

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concept: bootleg copies of memes

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*walks up to you*

*starts loudly choking*

*grabs your hand and coughs these into it*

*is gone before you look back up*