→ Sam Carmichael, 22. Genderfluid. → She/He/They pronouns, please.→ Hacker, and working for whoever pays the most, if I'm perfectly honest. I don't care much for sob stories or bullshit. You have a job? You pay for it. I take 20% plus time and expenses. Cash only. Don't want to pay? Hit the road.
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Heads up! I will probably be changing my URL soon. I’ll let y’all know as soon as I figure something out.
But for now, I must retire. I have to grade at least 6 papers tomorrow. So I need my brain sleep.
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« 💔 » || “I swear to fuckin’ Christ, if you don’t start watchin’ your feet, I will personally kick your goddamned ass.”
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Verses page is up! I need to add a Tyran verse, but otherwise all is done!
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Rodimus nodded, noting the request in his memory banks. “Will do friendo. Sorry we don’t have much for you. We don’t generally take fleshys with us.”
« 💔 » || “Appreciate it, man.” She doesn’t look up from her computer. Though one would expect it to be practically worthless out in the middle of space, a touch of her genius mixed with a hint of Autobot technology had given her an internet connection. Spotty, yes, but a connection nonetheless. “And stop fuckin’ calling me that, Rodimus. Before I shove my laptop so far up your ass you’ll be spitting keys for a week.”
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“Well, I thought I knew what ya meant, until ya said ‘know what i mean,’ cuz now it makes me think ya had a double meanin’ to it, and sometimes I still get thrown off by certain Earth/English phrases, so ta speak.” She said with a grin and a shrug. “I reckon I sound like somebot who knows her words, but I reckon it’s just my translation software doin’ tha work for me.”
« 💔 » || “What? Nah, bro. I just... was lettin’ you know that’s what I meant.” She shoved both her hands into her pockets, taking a moment to simply look the other over. After a moment, Sam nodded. “You sound pretty decent, but, hey. I’m sure I would sound pretty decent, too, if I had translation software. So don’t worry about it, if some things get lost in the mix. English is a fuckin’ tricky-ass language. Especially with all the idioms and junk.”
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« 💔 » || That... was a fucking giant robot. All right.
“I, uh-- Hey there, man. What’s up?”
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►💘◄ || “I don’t know. I-I’m sure there are people out there. People who’d wanna know about us. I’m sure.”
“I’m… Tailgate. My name is Tailgate.”
« 💔 » || “Tailgate, huh? Cute little name for such a cute little squeaker.” She was trying not to laugh again, but managed to keep her composer. “Nice to meet you, sugar.”
“Oh, don’t worry. I have a blog, but it’s all about hacking and other such illegal nonsense. I doubt giant robots will fit into that category.”
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« 💔 » || “Okay, but whose idea was it to leave the grumpy grandpa in charge while everyone else just... goes and dicks around, huh? Like, really?”
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« 💔 » || “You know, if we happen to get near an organic planet, I would like to make a pit stop. I could use more SNACKS.”
Astronaut food and all that bullshit was great, but sometimes a girl just really wanted something fresh.
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Fuck, I need to also come up with a Tyran verse. I mean, I imagine everything goes the same as the TFP verse, up until the part where she finds the Autobots by hacking into Tailgate’s comm line.
I just......... gotta figure out how the heckie Tyran verse happens.
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►💘◄ || “I do not squeak!” he squeaked, glaring off into space. “And I have a name, you know! A proper name.”
“You’re going to get me in trouble. If any of the others ever find out someone hacked into my line…” The thought almost made him panicky.
« 💔 » || “Well you haven’t told me it yet!” She’s giggling, unable to help herself. The young adult leaned back, to look at her screen. “I’m Sam, if that helps. And you are...?”
“Oh, don’t be such a worrywart. I’m not goin’ to tell anyone. I mean, really. Who the fuck can I tell? Who would I tell?”
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Tailgate….? Hmm.
She reached out a hand, singling out a pointer finger for Sam to shake.
“Nice ta meetcha, Sam. I’m Raptor. Though, I ain’t really apposed ta be talkin to ya. We’re supposed ta be a secret ta people, so would ya be cool enough ta maybe not mention me ta nobody?”
┐(・。・`┐);;
« 💔 » || She accepted the forefinger without question, wrapping her hand around it and giving a healthy bounce. Though her face betrayed nothing, Sam truly was excited to meet a giant robot, especially after investigating them for so long. It was like opening a present on a Christmas Day; new, exciting-- and something else she could, eventually, pick apart.
“Don’t worry, man. The only people I ever talk to are people on the Internet, and they don’t seem to be too into the Giant Robots Walk Among Us sorta stories, if you know what I mean.”
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« 💔 » || “You’re not my usual type. Is there anything I can do for you, love?”
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Oh, frag. I been spotted by a human.
“Wait - didja say yer already in contact with a giant robot?” She crouched down, resting her wrists on her knees. “Well, I hope that means I’m in less trouble fer bein’ spotted then, ahehh…”
« 💔 » || “Uh, yeah...? Some squeaky little bastard by the name of Tailgate. I dunno, I just really only talk to him. Haven’t gotten the chance to properly meet him yet.”
She had only really even seen him once or twice, and that had been through the quick glances she had gotten when she first hacked the systems. But now that she could actually see a giant robot, no screens between them, she knew she hadn’t been fooled.
There was a second of hesitated, then the human switched her cellphone from one hand to the other, reaching out with her now-free right hand. “I’m Sam.”
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« 💔 » || “I’m, uh... I’m going to assume that you’re not the giant robot I’ve been communicating with?”
#raptorracer#♥ || v: that's just prime#sHE MEANS TAILGATE#she's been spying on his communication line#hacking it and all that jazz
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►💘◄ || The minibot made a face beneath his mask, crossing his arms over his chassis and sulking in his seat. He twitched with anger, his digits drumming restlessly against his arm.
“You’re not supposed to be doing this. You’re not supposed to be in our systems, I– Why my line, anyways? I’m not even that important!”
« 💔 » || “Because I found you first. Because I enjoy listening to you. But, most of all, I love the way you SQUEAK when you’re angry. It’s positively adorable.”
“You can’t tell me you don’t enjoy hearing from me every once in a while, Squeaks. I certainly enjoy listening to you.”
And tracking him, but Tailgate didn’t need to know about that little detail.
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