caffeinekarlii
caffeinekarlii
serve the servants
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moonglow system (8 alters). 26. transfem (she/they, interchange them and nothing else). too old to pursue my interests, too young to die
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caffeinekarlii 1 day ago
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fund to give unemployed furry tgirls money to buy commissions
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caffeinekarlii 2 days ago
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caffeinekarlii 6 days ago
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4:30am, massive fuckin headache, tylenol only just kicked in. guess im up at 5:45am now lmao
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caffeinekarlii 6 days ago
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Take twice daily
Heya folk! It's ya girl, The Mushroom Queen aka. Mushy aka. The Shroomler aka. That weird girl who draws way too much yuri
I had this idea rollin around in my head for a while! I mean, what could be better than being kiss-fed your hrt? Nothin, that's what!
Just a heads up i might be cutting back on the comics a bit since I'm planning to do a Webtoon with my friend!! Monday posts will definitely still be a thing though don't worry! Aight, gotta get back to my shenanigans, have a good day y'all!
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caffeinekarlii 13 days ago
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samus aran is a smoothie of dna why would she just look like a normal white woman under that suit
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caffeinekarlii 13 days ago
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Blast Furnaces by Bernd and Hilla Becher, Youngstown, Ohio 1983
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caffeinekarlii 14 days ago
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heal the world by playing titanfall 2. you will stand by for titanfall. you will get cross map sniped by a northstar. you will respect spacing against ronin. you will know the alternator is the best gun. you will say "glhf" before every match. you will know fear when you see JohnTitanfall aimbot you from a kilometer away with a spitfire
heal the world by playing titanfall 2
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caffeinekarlii 16 days ago
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top places to publicly overshare online:
tumblr blog
youtube comment section of a song
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caffeinekarlii 17 days ago
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caffeinekarlii 18 days ago
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*Attenborough voice*
And here we see the uncommon transfem in her natural habitat, scrolling Tumblr, hugging her IKEA brand blahaj and eating stale biscuits at 2am. Based on her slumped position, self-comforting body language (such as rocking back and forth), as well as her generally unkempt look, we can infer that she is currently undergoing a depressive episode. Ah, she's about to cry again. Let us move on.
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caffeinekarlii 22 days ago
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every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park
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caffeinekarlii 25 days ago
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when you're chronically in pain and sick and work just goes "well you need a doctor's note" bitch i cant be going to the fucking doctor every time i feel bad like fuck off. if i lose my job cant even fuckin sue because i dont have fucking money. i have legitimately gotten to my last fuck to give, so at this point, it's either i get some respect or i just tell them i fuckin quit and find a job that respects my problems
told em so many times i cant stand up for long periods of time, and then i get bitched at when i take a quick break to stop the pain
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caffeinekarlii 28 days ago
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bro got through easter and dipped
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caffeinekarlii 28 days ago
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Just a reminder that aftercare can mean the difference between someone feeling safe, satisfied and sexy after a scene, and feeling shamed, gross and at worst, traumatized. Sex is a vulnerable thing for everyone, and no matter how casual, people deserve respect before, during and after. Dom or sub, kinky or not, take good care of your partners! The emotions are more important than the sex.
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caffeinekarlii 2 months ago
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also buy from your local card shop, not big box stores. one shop i go to, the owner always gives some good discounts or throws little things in. sure its fine to check like, target once in a while, but i shit you NOT i found a prismatic evolutions ETB only because the owner forgot he had em and put them out that morning. made my fucking day
i think pokemon card scalpers should be legally required to unseal and rip all the packs in whatever shit they get. you too must also get shitloads of bulk instead of selling a prismatic evolutions bundle for $300, just like the rest of us.
market prices ruined card collecting, i got hype over just getting an normal umbreon EX. i just want cards that look cool, dont care about price. a fuckin non holo ninetales from surging sparks is one of my favorite cards
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caffeinekarlii 2 months ago
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i think pokemon card scalpers should be legally required to unseal and rip all the packs in whatever shit they get. you too must also get shitloads of bulk instead of selling a prismatic evolutions bundle for $300, just like the rest of us.
market prices ruined card collecting, i got hype over just getting an normal umbreon EX. i just want cards that look cool, dont care about price. a fuckin non holo ninetales from surging sparks is one of my favorite cards
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caffeinekarlii 2 months ago
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i want to go back to canada, i felt at home there. i felt like i was in a place id want to live in forever, with people id want to live with forever. legit getting to my partner's house where i was staying, first thing i did was give a plushie i wanted to give based on an inside joke from when we first met. and i met another partner who i knew for 7 years and never saw in person finally!!! the food was awesome (shame my stomach is tiny and still recovering from eating disorder), the sights were amazing, and being around people who let me be who i am felt liberating and gave me so much fucking happiness.
why cant i just move there? why does government suck fucking ass?
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