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New Who Companions: Sarah Stone, Lily Brown, Brian Wang, Helen Walker, Tess Roberts

Classic Who Companions: Hezya of Tallius, Maximillius 'Max' Thompson, Feelion, David St Michaels-McDouglas, Bob

EU Companions: Km'fissi, 'Tammy' Tamarellotinthisiala, HydroMat Company® Model Four CleanBot™ (Serial Number 3872), Private Alkior of the Highest Amti Fleet of the Fourth Laterian United Federation, Jane Austen

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THE DOCTOR AND THEIR MASSIVE SWEET TOOTH 🍪🍰🍬

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Glad to see that even at 89 years old, Alan Alda still fucks so hard

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This came to me in a fuckin dream….

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Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby

No this is not a joke

Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.

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Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.

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the whump fan’s dilemma

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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Only 90s kids understand

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Later:

There was never a straight explanation for this🪐

Happy pride month to them, I guess🏳️‍🌈

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there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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A recurring gag in Disney’s Lilo and Stitch: the Animated Series is Gantu while visible in plain sight is asked why he’s so large.

Gantu responds with “I’m from Samoa” or “I’m Samoan”.

The bystanders usually accept this flimsy excuse and go about their business.

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I’m the queen of saying “u” and “you” or like “and” and “n” etc in the same sentence