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(mollymauk): i’m just glad i didn’t send any drunk texts last night.

(caleb): but you did?

(mollymauk): what?

(caleb): you sent me a text saying ‘if you ever want your dick sucked, i’d gladly volunteer.’

(mollymauk): oh, that wasn’t a drunk text.

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INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE 

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Being drunk vs Being high

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To my twitch followers, make sure you install adblock so twitch’s new awful mandatory midroll ads don’t interrupt you at random!

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Talks Machina: a very serious show

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im high and losing it a little over this

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i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

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Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

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My name is three letters, so is it just uck? Or Fuc?

If I go full name it’s Fuckph. Which just sounds like I have a weird lisp. I have no more fuckph to to give. I’m freph out of fuckph. 

“ Remove the first 4 letters from your name and add Fuck. “

this is people with 4 letter name oppression. my name is now just Fuck. height of comedy.

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this is so beautiful especially given the state of the piano and where it's left,, how they gave it life again and also the song choice i cried watching this yeah

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your half-elemental friend.. has that certain something. that genasi quoi

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The seductive Wario cutout protects this territory and nourishes the land. Everything smells of garlic. You try to pass by bashfully, but cannot. You are not immune to seductive Wario. “Wahaha!” He has taken your coin and your honor. You thank him.

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no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

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me, every time i come across a post listing the symptoms of adhd: