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i think we should all consider getting emotional over this xkcd. as a group. let's get emotional about it

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Knowledge is empowering

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what's boyhood?

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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If you don't have time to make your sense of wonder and amazement by yourself, store-bought is fine

*pops incongruous amount of acid*

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Enormous furballs

do you have any pets? :3

No, but I'm looking to adopt a Maine Coon in the next couple years

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you give i have a big fluffy dog vibes

I'm too volatile for dogs. They love me but my work schedule is hectic and uhh I also have a bit of a trauma (not actually trauma at all but maybe a severe ick) with my partner/ex whose whole personality is pretty much dogs (owns a succesful dog daycare/long term hosting/training school, has race dogs and two shepherds, will only go out if it involves a dog activity) so uhhhh yeah...

Made me realize I'm more of a cat person

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do you have any pets? :3

No, but I'm looking to adopt a Maine Coon in the next couple years

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zey say itz ze spize ov live

do you enjoy being Old /lh

I don't know, it's my first time trying

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it tweaks your default settings every few days which is confusing

do you enjoy being Old /lh

I don't know, it's my first time trying

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And to my rural pals; stay in our lane, this isn't about us

being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.

we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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I'm so glad they finally have fun together

From here

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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2nd edition D&D had the rangers have a flat out Racism perk and I just thought of that

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