Two velociraptors plan an attack.
“And then you show up from the side, and stare at that guy for a couple seconds before attacking.”
“Shouldn’t I surprise attack right away?”
“No no no, you have to give him time to call you a clever girl.”
“Ooh, I do want that.”
“Right?”
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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!
along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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(via Facebook)
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I can't be the first to make this connection
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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand
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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning
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website
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Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)
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mmm soob
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Pintando con lego
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