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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

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victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir” and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”

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they went off with this

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unfinished but here you go

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So I just started watching the original Star Trek (almost done with s1) and I was telling this to my mom, who is a Spanish speaker. Her eyes lit up and she said:

"Ah, Viaje a las estrellas! Con, ah...como se llamaba? Mister Spoon?" (Ah, Journey to the Stars. With...what was his name? Mister Spoon?)

Mr. Spoon

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sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

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We can put them back together....we have the technology...

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Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

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The Dragon and the Simorgh

A short story I posted on Substack exploring the parallels between Celtic and Zoroastrian fire festivals through these two mythological creatures

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It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

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his fucking toolbox is a TARDIS.

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