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Etoiles meets Redza:

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you guys can see this too bc even tho i was wrong i think it's funny

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Luzu: So, how do I pronounce your name? Philza, or Philtha?*

Phil: Uh, you had it right the first time, yeah! Philza.

Luzu: Philza? Alright.

Phil: Most people just call me "Phil" uh, but you can call me whatever you want, it's fine. Whichever's easier.

Luzu: Alright, Jonas! Nice meeting you! 😄 [Laughs]

Phil: [Laughs] It's me, Jonas Minecraft!

Luzu: Jonas-za!

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* ("z" is sometimes pronounced like "th" in parts of Spain, so Luzu's name should actually sound like "Luthu")

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divorced malewife duo arguing about the mushroom island

and i added subtitles for fun lol enjoy :)

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Brovers

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Someone asked me for notes on writing technoblade so:

this is how I do characterization, just in random order.

deadpan or "dry" but not monotone— he's often quite expressive just in a deadpan way.

FUNNY. Humour is hard though so you can skate by on just being sarcastic and deadpan.

Sarcastic.

doesn't often say that someone is important to him in words, not in a literal fashion— the reason why things like "for you the world" or "my best friend" or "bro" or "good friend and disciple" gets celebrated is because he wouldn't say that sort of thing often. He is not out here calling people sunshine. Techno's out here saying "oh I'm not endeared" and "there's a RACCOON in my basement" and "that's what I'd expect from you, old man", but at the same time in actions he's very clearly showing that he cares— fight alongside someone, give them gifts, invite them to stay. Complaining about being woken up and how he needs his beauty sleep and how he's gonna wither to ashes while he makes you supper and won't let you apologize and sets up the guest room for you. And then says of course he's doing it he values this friendship. and then tells you how you could make anything you want for breakfast don't wake him before ten or he'll crumble to dust

especially with phil, very rarely MEAN/cutting, even while bantering and complaining— he'll call him an old man who's fallen off but he won't make fun of how he talks or call him stupid or a burden or tell him to shut up. He will tell tommy to stop talking but that would be because tommy was yelling his opinions at people like a grackle

anxiety— he wins fights because he overprepares. the beginning of every stream is so much brewing and armour and grinding. The world is dangerous and the only way to face it is to Git Gud. HE WILL BE GRINDING.

loves animals.

general-purpose nerd. people boil this down to english-major a lot, but things I have heard technoblade go on tangents about include math, psychology, greek mythology, metaphor, and How To Balance The Game

canonically into golf? I don't use that but yeah.

it's fair if I can grind the game sufficiently to make it work. will use exploits and edge cases and also expects them to be used against him cause that's just the game we're playing, right?

dark humour. this is a guy who made jokes about his execution and then his cancer. If he is in peril or something terrible is happening he will be joking about it. Most of the time however that is very carefully dark humour that is about, in the metaphor, him on the gallows, not being part of the crowd at a public execution.

Neurodivergent. This Man Has ADHD. in-game he had the zoomies a lot, he jumped conversational topics, he got distracted and missed stuff.

socially uncomfortable but has social skills— you see the discomfort especially on places like SMPearth or when he's not in a highly scripted lore call. He'll be falling back on silence or falling out of the conversation unless he's comfortable with people, and then you see WAY more of the fast joking, on a sliding scale of how comfortable he was with people. You can absolutely tell if he's comfortable with people and it correlates to how much company manners he's putting on. Like he'll make the effort socially, but you can tell he's plotting his escape from this conversation most of the time on SMPearth unless with his allies.

you can get an incredibly long way with dropping your gs, "bruh", and deadpan sarcasm.

kinda guy to use "wanna" and "soporific" in the same sentence. Big vocabulary, informal mode of speaking unless he's giving a prepared speech.

On SMPearth jokes about world conquest and domination, on DSMP jokes about being the bad guy/withers/terrorism, on origins jokes about cancer.

Will talk himself up as the best and powerful while also in a way that implies he doesn't really believe that or think it's important. First Try, Chat, he'll say, while very clearly and obviously going for the sixth try. Didn't even sweat, while a moment ago he was audibly panicking down the mic. Kinda guy to talk about his enormous clout and then turn the conversation around to how Ranboo has higher viewership and he personally has fallen off and is dying and being flattened— not in a complaining way, but in a "you're doing so awesome you beat me so good great game" way.

does not swear while on stream. We know he swore off-stream but those clips are few and far between. You will get people twitch if you have techno swearing though.

I've run out of thoughts, does anyone else have more ideas for Techno characterization?

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DON’T STOP THE PARTYYYY

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waov...

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so nice of osmp!phil to complete the trilogy

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WHAT’S UP BABES!!!! WE’RE BACK ON THAT MINECRAFT BIRD GRIND LETS GO!!!!!!!

So now we have some Pale Garden Crows!!!!! Just in time for the spooky season! 🎃🧡💛🩶

As always, Transcript and closeups are below :]

PALE GARDEN CROWS

A guide by: Philza Minecraft

PHYSICAL NOTES:

partially nocturnal! More active at night but don’t mind the daytime

mossy feathers and branches for camouflage

Multiple eyes??? ——> spooky…..

BEHAVIORAL NOTES:

found in Pale Garden biomes

Nest in/live among Creaking puppets

Symbiotic relationship with the Creaking ——> Creaking protect their home and provide shelter. Crows protect and defend Creaking hearts

territorial

OTHER NOTES:

branch antlers?

multiple eyes

love sneaking up on people

mossy-looking feathers

branches coiling around their legs

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How to lure out a Technoblade? Throw a potato.

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Sorry gonna do a silly dsmp brainrot again

When we gonna get Enderman/Creaking c!Ranboo designs?

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new freak just dropped

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OH and another thing I’m excited for with The Creaking-

You absolutely know there’s gonna be mods with Creaking Variants. Oak, Dark Oak, Birch, Acacia, Spruce, etc etc there’s gonna be a mod that makes the heart work with each wood type

Similar to the Creeper one we have, or the Enderman one.

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BABE WAKE UP THEY ARE GIVING THE ENDERMAN A BOYFRIEND

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Love the vision and concept for the Pale Garden, my only wants are:

Add fog/crank up the fog for an oppressive atmosphere that adds to the creepiness

Add ruins so it feels like a garden and not just. A forest.

Put that bitch underground

The general concept and execution of the creaking makes it feel unique as a “boss” encounter in the game that isn’t really seen with other mobs and it’s Fun