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The blond urge to propose before the first date

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I just watched a whole YouTube add that was the first episode of GI Joe Renegades. I'm about to be insufferable. I forgot about this peak show fr

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The fae urge to orchestrate something.

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Please feel free to share the recipe any time

? got to the gingerbread brownies recipe in the corruption of hollis brown and immediately dropped everything to bake them. whyd i do that. theyre in the oven

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Every time I see one of these, it’s two characters I love who next to no one else has apparently ever heard of.

Do you ship it?

reason: Good old story of two people helping the other discover their self confidence and also realizing the other was a massive dork the entire time.

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Things to know about The Pirates.

There are Bandits who’ve never even seen the ocean but decide to go to sea in what basically amounts to a glorified dingy to catch a whale which they also have never seen but think it’s just a fish how big could it be while the one member of their band who’s an ex pirate keeps trying to educate a very unreceptive audience of bandits about the ocean.

And it might be my new favorite movie.

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Bart Allen, my poor baby

Still obsessed with Bart looking identical to his mom.

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chat why are we like this.

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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Wendell Bambleby

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You’re so right. It’s so both of them.

“Fair” by The Amazing Devil is the most Wendell Bambleby song to have ever been. Listen to it— you’ll agree.

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oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

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March 30th, 2025

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Shout out to the ‘It’s Probably Not Aliens’ podcast

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dan Vs. (Cartoon 2011), G.I. Joe: Renegades Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Pearson/Elise Pearson Characters: Dan Mandel, Chris Pearson, Elise Pearson, Conrad “Duke” S. Hauser, Nicky “Tunnel Rat” Lee, Shana “Scarlett” M. O'Hara, Roadblock (G.I. Joe), Snake-Eyes Additional Tags: Crossover, Blueberry Scented Biovipers, sort of crack, but I’m going to say its canon compliant, Canon Compliant, Only taged Chris and Elise because they are married and act like a married couple, but romance isn’t a focus, Comedy, Fake Episode Series: Part 3 of Fake GI JOE: RENEGADES Episodes Summary:

When the Joes are on the trail of a new COBRA blueberry scented conspiracy, they cross paths with Dan on his way to get muffins at the delicious and affordable Cafe COBRA. While raiding the cafe, they accidentally destroy Dan’s order, as well as kidnap Chris who wasn’t feeling so well after ingesting far too many mutagen containing muffins and started showing signs of the bioviper variety. Dan, of course, must declare vengeance on these ‘Joes,’ and rescue Chris. Meanwhile, Elise is sent on a mission to recover stolen COBRA property.

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shut the fuck up. shut the FUCK UP. I’ve seen scattered episodes of x-files but I decided to watch them all from the beginning and what do you mean “I Want To Believe” is the thing Mulder says about his sister coming back. The famous x-files phrase on all the posters searching for alien life and all Mulder wants to believe in is his sister returning to him. That’s why he does it all. What the FUCK. I’m on episode FOUR.

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Kal’s gonna be so done with everyone in like the fifth panel😭